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[IPostedWhat]

Poke check from behind takes on a whole new meaning

 

[dash]

I don't care if Movember's over, Jamie, better get that prostate checked...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Psst. Hey.

What?

Nothin'.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Hey. You like apples?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

<<Insert your own "well I just ____________________________. How do you line THEM apples?" Joke here...>>

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Hell of a situation we got here. Your team down by a goal in the dying seconds of the game. You got a chance to be a hero on national television... if you don't blow it. By the way, saw your wife last night, hell of a dancer, you must be very, very proud. I mean that guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all. But tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Psst. Hey.

I just boned your mother.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Psst. Hey.

I just boned your mother.

Really? She's been dead 15 years.

 

[mattola]

2 minutes for spearing

 

[Eddie_Shack]

".......and he's got a big red suit, and he flies all over the world every Christmas Eve delivering toys...."

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Really? She's been dead 15 years.

They have a word for that but I can't think of it. It begins with an N, I think. Maybe I will try and Google it.

Its necro something?

 

[NullDefault]

Poke check from behind takes on a whole new meaning

"You know you could just give up now and save your team some embarrassment"

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Mama said.. mama said... mama said...
Mama said that alligators are 'onery 'cuz they got all thems teeth and no toothbrush.

 

[NullDefault]

Mama said.. mama said... mama said...
Mama said that alligators are 'onery 'cuz they got all thems teeth and no toothbrush.

No Colonel Sanders, YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!!

 

[Comeds]

Who is on first!

I'm asking YOU who's on first.

 

[Automattic]

"I bet somebody takes our picture right now and a buncha jackasses on the interwebs start talking about your mom again."

"Oh, Ya fuckin' think!?"

 

[Slimpikins]

Psst. Hey.

I just boned your mother.

Really? She's been dead 15 years.

So that's why she didn't move around much...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

So that's why she didn't move around much...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I submit this thread as living evidence as to why this is the best fucking sports forum on the web.