Burlfict and Hosley fail drug tests

[Ray_Dogg]

-Glazer on twitter

Knuckleheads. I didn't think Burflict was going to be drafted before this news. He's a lead pipe lock now.

 

[Ray_Dogg]

Hosley wrote a letter to teams apologizing.

 

[clyde_carbon]

Burfict can't do anything right. Idiots. Is it really that hard not to smoke weed for a few months?

 

[Bemular]

Someone should send them applications from McDonalds and Taco Bell.

 

[mem49er]

To my recollection, not one thing printed about Burflict has been positive this whole offseason. What a knucklehead.

That said, I would bring him in as an UDFA and see if he has anything to offer, like LeDouchey Blount a few years ago.

 

[threelittleturds]

Someone should send them applications from McDonalds and Taco Bell.

HaHa... makes me think of that teacher who attaches McDonald's applications to the tests of people who get an F.

 

[Bemular]

HaHa... makes me think of that teacher who attaches McDonald's applications to the tests of people who get an F.

LMFAO!!!...I hadn't heard of that one - I think that teacher is on to something! That is just classic.

 

[mem49er]

LMFAO!!!...I hadn't heard of that one - I think that teacher is on to something! That is just classic.

In this day of PC bullshit and feelings being hurt, that teacher has probably been fired.

 

[Bemular]

In this day of PC bullshit and feelings being hurt, that teacher has probably been fired.

He/She should have been given a raise - but you are probably right.

 

[Flyingiguana]

if people are this dumb, i wouldn't want them putting together my big mac

 

[mem49er]

if people are this dumb, i wouldn't want them putting together my big mac

McDonald's of tomorrow...the food comes prepared and packaged. The employees just have to ask, "Super size or regular?"

 

[Arete Tzu]

we seem to have a few kids come up dirty every draft. Burlfict seems like a major idiot, I wonder if he could even land in the CFL

 

[rmilia1]

Thats why Burlfict is so damn fat and slow. Munchies do it everytime.

 

[NinerSickness]

Good news for whoever wanted Hosley. Kind of like Denard.

 

[h-hour]

Ah, Jayron. Why am I not surprised? Another one of "Beamer's Bums".

 

[NinerSickness]

So how low does Hosely fall now?

I was actually quite high on him (pun intended).

 

[dredinis21]

I used to want to spend a late round pick on Burfict but I wouldn't even offer him an UDFA spot at this point. What a fucking idiot.