Bruins bend Rangers over the couch, take devastating 3-0 lead: Yanks & Sox both lose

[Uno]

Based on your completely Neutral views of how players faired.

Buch = Elite
Kennedy - 1 hit wonder
Gardner = 4th Outfielder
Br-dley - Future STUD!
Hughes = Garbage
Bard - successful set up man
Robertson = Dime a Dozen
Lavarnway - HOFer in waiting

got it...thanks.

oh trust me, we can get into all of his failed claims soon...I'm having too much fun with this list of his...he literally said all the teams in baseball drafted better...then cherry picked 7 of those teams...3 of which didn't actually draft better than the yankees! Dude is insane with rage right now

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I freeze steaks

 

[brian8ball]

You said you were in Copaigue all day.So where are you.I thought you were going to play golf MARY.How big is your house dude.

 

[cerealboi]

Ron is growing on me

Cereal and Zig are dead to me

Freudian slip - Ron (aka Snoogins) is growing on you?

 

[Zig]

Say it to my face

Say it to my goddam face!

Let's do dinner afterwards

ANYTIME ANYWHERE DIRT


and dinner sounds lovely

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I freeze people.

 

[Down38st8]

Buch = Elite
Kennedy - 1 hit wonder
Gardner = 4th Outfielder
Br-dley - Future STUD!
Hughes = Garbage
Bard - successful set up man
Robertson = Dime a Dozen
Lavarnway - HOFer in waiting

What are 8 things I never said....


God job pete....

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Marcum Down

You're reaching something special today

 

[Ron Burgundy]

who fucking freezes steaks?

We buy in bulk... You can get an entire ribeye at BJs for about $85... Have the meat cutter cut it up for you, you can get about 16 steaks at an inch and a quarter thick.. You have to freeze some of them.


I found a rogue bag in our downstairs chest freezer on Sunday and brought them up this week for dinner one night.


I prefer them fresh as well... But you can't eat 16 steaks in one day unless you're Rock-level fat...

 

[Most Driven]

I got a text from my wife an hour ago asking me "where is the steak"...

I reply "in the freezer"

She texts back where?

I ignore her.

She fucking emails me literally saying "donde esta el steak"

I ignore her again.


Now I just get a call from her...

"where did you put the steak?"

"in the freezer?"

"where in the freezer?"


FML...


Seriously? WHERE in the freezer? It's a fucking freezer... There is only so many places for food to hide. She calls me on the phone to tell her where to find the steak in the freezer...


I don't know... Look everywhere in the freezer. Stop when you find the bag of steak.

 

[Kate Upton]

Ron is going down on me

Faggot

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Marcum Down

You're reaching something special today

 

[Uno]

Blue Jays is better...I said it's close...like the Astros is close....

I'll take Marcum, Hill and Jansen....close...not considerably better...but I like the marcum more than kennedy...and A-Jax isn't that much better hill, if it all, leaving a 4th OF'er vs. A closer...second thought? Not even really that close....

dude...marcum hasn't topped 200 IP more than once (and the one year was just barely)...he can't stay healthy...and now that he's back, he's terrible...but you'd take him over kennedy...awesome


ajax >>> hill


and Gardner >>> jannsen


you're a homer...you proved me right

 

[brian8ball]

Just Called Elite Real Estate you do not own any house there.I knew you were a liar

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

My tee time is right around 4:30. I can always cancel. How about the golf course? Or is that too out of the way for public transportation?

 

[Down38st8]

then cherry picked 7 of those teams.
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"Cherry picked"

I started with boston and Tampa...

Then...

Angels
Astros
Atheletics
Blue Jays

anyone else seeing the trend here?

"when you go alphabetically...you're cherry picking!!!"

 

[Ron Burgundy]

You have the worst imaginary conversations with your imaginary wife!

"when I make up a wife, I make her dumb as fuck" - Least Interesting Snoog in the World

I've asked you repeatedly to not talk with a dick in your mouth.

 

[Kate Upton]

BP does it again

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

You want me to fax over the bank approval letters? 384 Southport Street.

 

[black francis]

Pedroia > Jeter