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Brady Chooses Pussy Over Miami

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At risk of sounding like a braggard, I got it all. My wife is a hottie that I bang every day with a big smile on my face. She's a great mom and a great lady.

She's annoying as fuck after a few drinks though. That's her one fault.
Somehow I ended up with all of that, minus the first line.
 

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Ours is a Lilac Point Siamese we got from rescue. Her name is Snowflake because she was still pure white when we got her, although she's taken on a more adult Siamese look after 4 years.

Siamese are cool, but I always have a tough time with expensive cats, since kittens are always available cheap otherwise. Rescue is different of course. The ones I don't get are Persians, they look messed up to me. I am curious about English kittens and Bengals though, but am probably too much of a dog person to have only a cat.
 

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Siamese are cool, but I always have a tough time with expensive cats, since kittens are always available cheap otherwise. Rescue is different of course. The ones I don't get are Persians, they look messed up to me. I am curious about English kittens and Bengals though, but am probably too much of a dog person to have only a cat.
I hate cats.
Wife wants one - hell no!
I have no use for an animal that shits in the house, climbs on the kitchen counters, and carries toxoplasmosis!

 

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Siamese are cool, but I always have a tough time with expensive cats, since kittens are always available cheap otherwise. Rescue is different of course. The ones I don't get are Persians, they look messed up to me. I am curious about English kittens and Bengals though, but am probably too much of a dog person to have only a cat.
English kittens?
 

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I hate cats.
Wife wants one - hell no!
I have no use for an animal that shits in the house, climbs on the kitchen counters, and carries toxoplasmosis!

Cats are cool.
And they're better at catching rodents than dogs.

Rodents carry all kinds of diseases;
Hantavirus
Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome
Hemorrhagic Fever with Renal Syndrome
Lassa Fever
Leptospirosis
Lujo Hemorrhagic Fever
Lymphocytic Choriomeningitis (LCM)
Monkeypox
Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever
Rat-Bite Fever
Salmonellosis
South American Arenaviruses
Sylvatic Typhus
Tularemia
Anaplasmosis
Angiostrongylus
Babesiosis
Borreliosis
Colorado tick fever
Cutaneous leishmaniasis
Flea-borne (Murine) Typhus
Hymenolepis diminuta
La Crosse virus
Lyme disease
Moniliformis moniliformis
Plague
Powassan virus
Rickettsialpox
Scrub typhus
Tick-borne Relapsing Fever
 

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English kittens?
British shorthair or Scottish Fold are better terms, drew a blank in the previous post.
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Okay in all honesty fuck any pets, not in my house nothing but a pain in the ass
 

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Our two cats are well-behaved and always use their cat boxes. The giant dog shits all over outside, and often has diarrhea, sometimes inside in the middle of the night. Right now the GF is cleaning up HER dog's huge pile of dog vomit. We feed the cats on the counter because otherwise the dog would eat all their food.

And you have to walk a dog, even when it's pouring rain. Cats for me.
 

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Okay in all honesty fuck any pets, not in my house nothing but a pain in the ass

We have a parrot and a cat and while they're certainly pains in the asses they're also a joy to have around. We don't clip the bird so he's a terrorist around the house.

The cat's been with us for 17 years and is beginning to take a turn. When he's gone I do not believe we'll get another.
 

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Okay in all honesty fuck any pets, not in my house nothing but a pain in the ass
Kill all the pet fish and feed them to the cats.
Kill all the cats and feed them to the pigs
Kill all the pigs and feed them to the people.......
 

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Our two cats are well-behaved and always use their cat boxes. The giant dog shits all over outside, and often has diarrhea, sometimes inside in the middle of the night. Right now the GF is cleaning up HER dog's huge pile of dog vomit. We feed the cats on the counter because otherwise the dog would eat all their food.

And you have to walk a dog, even when it's pouring rain. Cats for me.
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We have a parrot and a cat and while they're certainly pains in the asses they're also a joy to have around. We don't clip the bird so he's a terrorist around the house.

The cat's been with us for 17 years and is beginning to take a turn. When he's gone I do not believe we'll get another.
I barely have the patience for humans whom I have to deal with, animals belong in nature not nurture.
 

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Kill all the pet fish and feed them to the cats.
Kill all the cats and feed them to the pigs
Kill all the pigs and feed them to the people.......
How about we feed all the assholes to the pigs???

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They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig
 
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