Biggest dick in the Majors.

[Villain]

No this thread isn't about Giancarlo Stanton's third leg. No I think that, to be fair to the wimmenz, we don't just hate players that are pussies. We also hate the ones that are dicks. I expect to see some of the same names.

Take Jonathon Papelbon for example - he's a dick and a pussy. I think we all agree that he should go fuck himself.

AJ Pierzydfsdkjdfski - yep. You, too. Fuck yourself with your dumb name.

John Lackey - dick.
Madison Bumgarner - dick.
Chase Utley, Carlos Gomez, Carlos "San" Quentin...

Oh and does Joe Buck count? Let's say he does and call him a dick.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Yasiel Puig is first on my list. Not only is he a dick but he's a fucking idiot.

Followed closely by Carlos Gomez and Jonathan Papelbon.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Did they all fuck the women in the OP's life?

 

[Rex Racer]

Too bad "Jurrasic" Carl Crawford got run out of the league cuz he would get some votes for sure.

 

[Battlelyon]

I might not play professional baseball but I have a major league dick.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Too bad "Jurrasic" Carl Crawford got run out of the league cuz he would get some votes for sure.

I think you mean Carl Everett

 

[Rex Racer]

I think you mean Carl Everett

Good catch, I did mean Everett. I mistook him for Crawford because the other Carl signed a huge contract with Boston and showed up fat and lazy and proceeded to suck. Near historical suckage at that.

As an alternate excuse I will say that i was having a few drinks with a friend at my local watering hole and I was distracted by a bottle of gin

 

[Rex Racer]

I might not play professional baseball but I have a major league dick.

So does Rosie O'Donnell. What's your point?

 

[moxie]

Yep. I knew this thread was too good to be true.

Fuckers.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I don't get the Pierzynski hate. But I guess I wasn't a big fan of his either until he became a Brave.

But as for biggest dick heads, Papelbon has to top anyone's list for current players.

As for the last 10-15 years, Milton Bradley would get my vote.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And Mr Stanton does belong as an honorable mention at least. I mean who goes from an easy name to spell and remember like Mike Stanton to some gibberish that I'm still not sure how it should be pronounced like Giancarlo Stanton?

 

[Chewbaccer]

And I never got that impression of Madison Bumgarner. I sort of hope he comes back home to Dixie when his time is up with the Giants.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I've been told that you would like Nick Swisher if he was on your team, but he is a Brave now and I still hate the motherfucker.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I don't get the Pierzynski hate. But I guess I wasn't a big fan of his either until he became a Brave.

But as for biggest dick heads, Papelbon has to top anyone's list for current players.

As for the last 10-15 years, Milton Bradley would get my vote.

AJ always seemed to me to be one of those players you love if he is on your team, but hate if he is anywhere else.

IMO the biggest dicks in baseball are Edwin Encarncion, Carlos Gomez, and Brian McCann

 

[Chewbaccer]

AJ always seemed to me to be one of those players you love if he is on your team, but hate if he is anywhere else.

IMO the biggest dicks in baseball are Edwin Encarncion, Carlos Gomez, and Brian McCann

I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Brian McCann even though he sold his soul. Never came across as a dick during his time in Atlanta, and I just wish he would have punched Gomez instead of Reed Johnson flying in from nowhere.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Brian McCann even though he sold his soul. Never came across as a dick during his time in Atlanta, and I just wish he would have punched Gomez instead of Reed Johnson flying in from nowhere.

The two instances in Atlanta where he went after Fernandez and Gomez always bugged me. After the second one I was looking at him and asking myself "who the hell made him the baseball police?"

Gomez did deserve something happening to him though.

 

[Chewbaccer]

The two instances in Atlanta where he went after Fernandez and Gomez always bugged me. After the second one I was looking at him and asking myself "who the hell made him the baseball police?"

Gomez did deserve something happening to him though.

I can't really defend him for the Fernandez deal, but for Gomez, Gomez was starring down Maholm and cussing him the whole way down to first base and was running his mouth to every infielder balong the way to home. Really I just wish it had been Evan Gattis behind the plate and he would have rang Gomez's chicken neck.

I think the Braves as a whole were wrong in the Fernandez deal, but it was Chris Johnson's mouth that really got it started.

 

[Villain]

AJ always seemed to me to be one of those players you love if he is on your team, but hate if he is anywhere else.

IMO the biggest dicks in baseball are Edwin Encarncion, Carlos Gomez, and Brian McCann

McCann, dickhead.

Did they all fuck the women in the OP's life?

Yes.

 

[SFGRTB]

I don't get the Pierzynski hate. But I guess I wasn't a big fan of his either until he became a Brave.

But as for biggest dick heads, Papelbon has to top anyone's list for current players.

As for the last 10-15 years, Milton Bradley would get my vote.

AJ always seemed to me to be one of those players you love if he is on your team, but hate if he is anywhere else.

IMO the biggest dicks in baseball are Edwin Encarncion, Carlos Gomez, and Brian McCann

I was going to say that AJ is usually a guy you kinda hate, but not really until he's ON your team.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I was going to say that AJ is usually a guy you kinda hate, but not really until he's ON your team.

AJ Pierzenis can eat a bag of dicks. Fuck him.