Another day, another Tulo injury

[Brocktagon]

who's the fat guy on the wheelchair?

you

 

[BigDDude]

Fucking lowlives.

A little Emma for you Johnny

 

[Brocktagon]

Fucking lowlives.

and to think, this isn't that bad compared to most circumstances. they passed out in public where they got noticed and sent to the hospital and the kids were un-harmed

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

you

i see what you did there

 

[moxie]

is it just as bad out there? we have a few weeks, late every spring where it rains pollen. literally, my truck turns yellow on some days.

it sucks. I live right next to a huge field of those yellow flowers. So far, they are still green but there's apparently enough other pollen in the air to do the trick. The sneezing I can deal with okay, but the red, watery eyes and itchy throat drive me nuts. Sometimes if I drive over the hill to the beach, it helps. Otherwise it's Benadryl, aka Hallucination Central.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

A little Emma for you Johnny

"Hot magazine cover!! I need 14 more books to read." - Hammer

 

[Brocktagon]

it sucks. I live right next to a huge field of those yellow flowers. So far, they are still green but there's apparently enough other pollen in the air to do the trick. The sneezing I can deal with okay, but the red, watery eyes and itchy throat drive me nuts. Sometimes if I drive over the hill to the beach, it helps. Otherwise it's Benadryl, aka Hallucination Central.

how does Benadryl cause hallucinations? never had that happen to me.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

it sucks. I live right next to a huge field of those yellow flowers. So far, they are still green but there's apparently enough other pollen in the air to do the trick. The sneezing I can deal with okay, but the red, watery eyes and itchy throat drive me nuts. Sometimes if I drive over the hill to the beach, it helps. Otherwise it's Benadryl, aka Hallucination Central.

i can give you something to gargle with, might help with that scratchy throat

 

[Brocktagon]

A little Emma for you Johnny

"eh, cosmo has better blowjob tips" ~worrld

 

[moxie]

how does Benadryl cause hallucinations? never had that happen to me.

I dunno. I have a weird reaction to it where I have weird dreams and feel completely out of it. Someone told me it's the pink dye they use but I can't always find the dye-free ones so whatever. Plus, I probably like feeling weird.

 

[Brocktagon]

i can give you something to gargle with, might help with that scratchy throat

Vaseline doesn't belong in the mouth

 

[moxie]

i can give you something to gargle with, might help with that scratchy throat

Yeah? What's that?

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

"eh, cosmo has better blowjob tips" ~worrld

Brock walks into a bar.

"Bartender. Give me a drink. I'm celebrating my first blowjob."

bartender: "Congrats. What do you want?"

Brock: "Don't care, just need to get the taste out of my mouth"

 

[Brocktagon]

I dunno. I have a weird reaction to it where I have weird dreams and feel completely out of it. Someone told me it's the pink dye they use but I can't always find the dye-free ones so whatever. Plus, I probably like feeling weird.

i'd say you accidently mixed it with something else. be careful, mixing shit can give you seizures.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Vaseline doesn't belong in the mouth

then leave the condom on when you bite down

 

[Brocktagon]

Brock walks into a bar.

"Bartender. Give me a drink. I'm celebrating my first blowjob."

bartender: "Congrats. What do you want?"

Brock: "Don't care, just need to get the taste out of my mouth"

she wanted to make out after it, what was I suppose to do seeing as tho I was tied to her bed?

 

[moxie]

i'd say you accidently mixed it with something else. be careful, mixing shit can give you seizures.

Nah, I pretty much use drugs as my last resort (except alcohol, that fixes everything) so I know I didn't mix it with anything else. And it's happened more than once. I had to try it a couple of times to make sure it wasn't a fluke

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

she wanted to make out after it, what was I suppose to do seeing as tho I was tied to her bed?

was hers bigger?

 

[Brocktagon]

Nah, I pretty much use drugs as my last resort (except alcohol, that fixes everything) so I know I didn't mix it with anything else. And it's happened more than once. I had to try it a couple of times to make sure it wasn't a fluke

maybe it has to do with you being a lightweight. take 1 pill instead of 2

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Sox win crucial game vs. Mayor's Cup rival Minnesota, 4-3

pedroia with two hits, including a run scoring double

3 good innings from rotation candidate Brandon Workman