Alright, I have a confession to make....

[Jack_John_Mark]

This is going to be very hard.........I don't know quite how to say it to be honest.........





............................


It's just that......................well, I am Taylor Martinez

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Oh boy.............I'm gonna get the shit negged out of me now, aren't I?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I am sick of ye mother fuckers pickin on me! And now, I'm going to have to prove ye fucking faggots wrong. I will throw for 200 yards and run for 150 more against these douchebags this weekend.

Also, my throwing motion will not look as fucked up.

 

[Driaz]

Ok, why did you throw 3 interceptions last week?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Ok, why did you throw 3 interceptions last week?

Dude.........think about it for a second...........seriously, think about it.

If we come out and win that game and shit, then Wisconsin is gonna get all motivated and take a bunch of performance enhancing drugs and all that, and then come back and kick the shit out of us in the BIG Championship game.

I threw those picks on purpose. Now we will kick their ass, ye see how that werks en sech?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

The truth is, I haven't even tried yet this season............just wait until Saturday when I try for the first time. Faggotz be suckin on my balllllllz bitchez

 

[Driaz]

LOL.....Good plan thar Taylor!!!!

I already repped you today or would rep you for such a sneeky plan sech as that!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

See this is how it goes............everyone in the Big 12 ends up with 2 losses. Too many decent teams en sech.......they all kick the shit out of each other.

Alabama ends up with 1 loss to LSU in the regular season. LSU goes undefeated, but the polls don't allow Alabama and LSU to rematch for the National Title.

Stanford loses to Oregon.........Oregon loses on the road at Washington.

Clemson loses in the ACC Championship game........poor fellaz.

We.....the Huskers, of course, beat Wisconsin who is #2 at the time, and we leapfrog into #2 position to take on LSU for the National Title.

#1 LSU (13-0) vs #2 Nebraska (12-1)

 

[Driaz]

Sounds good enough to me!!!!

 

[Driaz]

Although seriously, if those 2 teams continue to be dominant, this might be the only time the BCS could take a rematch of the the SEC championship game depending on the score.....

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

This is going to be very hard.........I don't know quite how to say it to be honest.........





............................


It's just that......................well, I am Taylor Martinez

I got to ask ya Taylor and don't worry I'm not gonna slam ya.

My question is "Is Lauren a good lay? She's hawt!" :fistbump:

 

[sandhill_husker]

See this is how it goes............everyone in the Big 12 ends up with 2 losses. Too many decent teams en sech.......they all kick the shit out of each other.

Alabama ends up with 1 loss to LSU in the regular season. LSU goes undefeated, but the polls don't allow Alabama and LSU to rematch for the National Title.

Stanford loses to Oregon.........Oregon loses on the road at Washington.

Clemson loses in the ACC Championship game........poor fellaz.

We.....the Huskers, of course, beat Wisconsin who is #2 at the time, and we leapfrog into #2 position to take on LSU for the National Title.

#1 LSU (13-0) vs #2 Nebraska (12-1)

Nice plan there #3. Sounds Magical. Reputation increase earned.

 

[landon410]

and then Tmart goes 4-28 for 58 yards 0 TDs and 11 ints 4 returned for 6

LSU wins 54-6

 

[sandhill_husker]

^^^^^Negged^^^^^^

 

[landon410]

dont be mad because its true

 

[Tomhusker]

Dude.........think about it for a second...........seriously, think about it.

If we come out and win that game and shit, then Wisconsin is gonna get all motivated and take a bunch of performance enhancing drugs and all that, and then come back and kick the shit out of us in the BIG Championship game.

I threw those picks on purpose. Now we will kick their ass, ye see how that werks en sech?

You sir, are a friggin' genius...

A shitty QB, but a friggin' genius non the less.....

 

[chucksker]

soooo i gotta question...why are you worse than a retarded donkey on heroine at reading defenses?

 

[sandhill_husker]

dont be mad because its true

I kid I kid.



Keep your head up #3!

Your master plan shall succeed, and all will rejoice in your greatness.

 

[iruletheskool]

JJM, you's a cocksucking Mexican, and I wish ye woulda transfered to Cali like you threatened 40 times.

 

[iruletheskool]

i kid.. i kid..