Series Thread: ALDS: Houston Astros vs Cleveland Indians

[Omar 382]

Philly is still a shithole. It smells like stale eyetalians

Philly smells like cheesesteaks, Evan Williams bourbon, and Camel Crush menthol's.

Aka victory.

 

[Omar 382]

Um

Well, was it or not? I get all those Mexican guys confused with one another

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Great. I've got that "excited/scared" feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more - it could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited, but that's what makes it so intense. It's so - confused. I can't really figure it out.

When I am confused I go camping. I have found while camping it helps to be confused.


What the hell were you saying again?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Philly smells like cheesesteaks, Evan Williams bourbon, and Camel Crush menthol's.

Aka victory.

Yea

 

[Omar 382]

Real shit, put some nig/gas on that guilt trip
It'll be on in a heartbeat
You can't hear no pussy nig/ga's shit skip

 

[Droopdog51]

Was that the racist Mexican who just walked?

Um, he's CUBAN.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Missed the opening but did they light off fire works or something? Why does it look so cloudy at the game?

Hundreds of Messicans? Southwest cuisine? Covered roof?

Fuck you think it is?

 

[Omar 382]

bEeP bOp bEEEEEEEEp bOp

Klubot is clearly malfunctioning. Get some HGH in his engine, STAT

 

[osubuckeye89]

Feels like Kluber is hanging by a thread in this one. All over the place. I'd say "get the bullpen going" but we know how that's gone this year.

 

[Omar 382]

Um, he's CUBAN.

Those are the ones with the good cigars, right?

 

[Omar 382]

Um, he's CUBAN.

?

Am I getting warmer or colder?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

They have to pull Kluber. Give him a shot of HGH and cortozone and hope he's good to go next start. Get Bauer in there.

 

[redseat]

With the way Verlander's pitching that should be it...

Alonso barely missed that however

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Not liking Kluber in series openers

 

[osubuckeye89]

Kluber soiling himself again just like last year.

 

[Droopdog51]

Those are the ones with the good cigars, right?

He's the one that just crossed home plate

 

[Omar 382]

Man, I know Cleveland wasn't favored to win this series and obviously nobody knows who wins this series, but if they were to get bounced in the divisional series, this may be the most disappointing 3 year-playoff run for a team in a while.

 

[Droopdog51]

Hundreds of Messicans? Southwest cuisine? Covered roof?

Fuck you think it is?

Damn I miss that

 

[Omar 382]

Man, I know Cleveland wasn't favored to win this series and obviously nobody knows who wins this series, but if they were to get bounced in the divisional series, this may be the most disappointing 3 year-playoff run for a team in a while.

And the '09-'11 Phillies are right up there, but at least they had '08

 

[osubuckeye89]

Only "positive" of that is maybe Verlander sitting for so long throws him off a bit. Wishful thinking though. 2-0 feels like 5-0 in this game.