A good Offtopic question....

[Judge Fudge]

Got asked this during a scouting thing in a discord football league

If a bear played football. What postion would he be good at?

My answer was Lineman O or D

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Kicker:

 

[redskinsfan1963]

Got asked this during a scouting thing in a discord football league

If a bear played football. What postion would he be good at?

My answer was Lineman O or D

d linemen blockers would piss themselves

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

d linemen blockers would piss themselves

OL is a good choice. DL might just make the runningbacks run even faster trying to get away from the damn thing lol. I would imagine a bear doesn't know how to handle a screen pass well, either.

 

[DonMan]

a typical black bear is about 5 times stronger than a human - so taking on an OL (all 5 players) might be a fair fight.

 

[Pure Steel]

Tough call, most Bears have been in hibernation since the mid 80’s….

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Tough call, most Bears have been in hibernation since the mid 80’s….

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

a typical black bear is about 5 times stronger than a human - so taking on an OL (all 5 players) might be a fair fight.

I think Skins has it right. Assuming the Bear has to play by the rules and can't offsides, etc. I think a good offensive mind could draft up screens, quick passes, and designed plays to diminish the Bear effect. That said, stick a Grizzly in the middle of the OL and no DL is getting through (or will just be immediately placed on injured reserve, hence Skins point about DL pissing themselves).

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Guard but then that begs the follow up question. As mean and nasty as that bear would be, would he be meaner and nastier than Conrad Dobler?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

OL is a good choice. DL might just make the runningbacks run even faster trying to get away from the damn thing lol. I would imagine a bear doesn't know how to handle a screen pass well, either.

If Matt Patricia is the DC, he might have the bear dropping into coverage.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

you guys are all silly.
Obviously he plays RB.

Who is gonna tackle that guy!

Turn
Hand the ball off
Touchdown!

Rinse & repeat!

 

[msgkings322]

you guys are all silly.
Obviously he plays RB.

Who is gonna tackle that guy!

Turn
Hand the ball off
Touchdown!

Rinse & repeat!

Ah but this is a bear we are talking about...can a bear hold a football and run with it? In their mouth maybe?

They can play OL or DL without having to hold anything, just go take down the QB or block puny humans

 

[broncosmitty]

Gonna be tough to find a facemask that works.

 

[eaglesnut]

a typical black bear is about 5 times stronger than a human - so taking on an OL (all 5 players) might be a fair fight.

A typical offensive lineman is 5 times stronger than a human.

 

[Pure Steel]

Gonna be tough to find a facemask that works.

This might work……

 

[Southieinnc]

Got asked this during a scouting thing in a discord football league

If a bear played football. What postion would he be good at?

My answer was Lineman O or D

Bears can’t play football!

 

[ducky]

Patiently waiting for the punchline.....