MLB Daily Thread: 9.1 deal-a-mummie: Baseball stuff happened yesterday

[SlinkyRedfoot]

where the fuck is everybody?

royals become dominant and the daily thread dies?

On a scale of 1-10, how sad would you be if they lost the ALDS?

 

[black francis]

On a scale of 1-10, how sad would you be if they lost the ALDS?

15

but mostly because of the shit I will take on message boards across the country.

 

[obxyankeefan]

On a scale of 1-10, how sad would you be if they lost the ALDS?

I feel an Indians run coming on and a complete Royals collapse. Indians take the division and Royals miss the playoffs.






Sidenote; I either took a healthy dose of acid or read SI baseball preview issue this morning, can't remember which.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

15

but mostly because of the shit I will take on message boards across the country.

Word.

I think I'm more in their corner than I was last year. I dislike Ventura, though.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I feel an Indians run coming

14-7 over last 21.

9-2 over last 11.

Look out, world.

 

[obxyankeefan]

14-7 over last 21.

9-2 over last 11.

Look out, world.

If only they could play the Yankees 162 games. The Indians would be 122-40

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

14-7 over last 21.

9-2 over last 11.

Look out, world.

If only they could play the Yankees 162 games. The Indians would be 122-40

Yeah, I was just about to say, "against weak competition," thanks for saving me the trouble

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If only they could play the Yankees 162 games. The Indians would be 122-40

You know what's crazy? Earlier this year you talked shit about the Indians and I said they were 5-2 against the Yankees. They hadn't played any games against each other, though and you knew, or discovered that. They're now 5-2 against the Yankees.

I'm like Nostradumbass.

 

[black francis]

Word.

I think I'm more in their corner than I was last year. I dislike Ventura, though.

Yeah, a lot of opposing fans don't like him

He doesn't like the come backers. I guess he thinks they do it on purpose. All of his issues have come from that.

 

[dredinis21]

With his left or right hand?

If it was the right, then we just found what Lincecum's kryptonite is...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, I was just about to say, "against weak competition," thanks for saving me the trouble

When you're going to point something like that out, it's important to be correct.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, a lot of opposing fans don't like him

He doesn't like the come backers. I guess he thinks they do it on purpose. All of his issues have come from that.

I hope someone hits a come backer directly into his left testicle and it pops.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, a lot of opposing fans don't like him

Generally speaking, people tend to not like whiney bitches.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I just ordered a new pair of shoes.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Yeah, I was just about to say, "against weak competition," thanks for saving me the trouble

You get cake to celebrate 30 years of losing since "It gets thru Buckner"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

When you're going to point something like that out, it's important to be correct.

Bwah hah hah! Slinky's hopping mad! He just threw his palm pilot at the photocopier!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Bwah hah hah! Slinky's hopping mad! He just threw his palm pilot at the photocopier!

It's a blackberry, and I threw it at the fax machine. Idiot.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It's a blackberry, and I threw it at the fax machine. Idiot.

Oh.

Bwah-hah-hah! Your office still uses a FAX machine!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Every once in a while, I run into a customer who prefers to fax documents instead of email.

I always feel like I'm talking to someone from 1997.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You know what's crazy? Earlier this year you talked shit about the Indians and I said they were 5-2 against the Yankees. They hadn't played any games against each other, though and you knew, or discovered that. They're now 5-2 against the Yankees.

I'm like Nostradumbass.

Yeah whatever can Anderson promise to give up like..6 HR's tonight please. I promise Dickey will pay it back tomorrow and it's kinda important that the Jays don't get swept right now K? K.