Game Thread: 8/21 Mutts @Poopturdzija

[msgkings322]

Ain't gonna lie, Thor is nasty as hell today

 

[msgkings322]

tzill isn't posting because he's too busy jerking it to the pitching performances

 

[Stokes1931]

Eh? What was that chief?

 

[1phlapdown]

uh oh

 

[msgkings322]

ESPN jinxed that hit into being. Just started showing that Smarj had no hits on the screen stats. Fuckers.

 

[LHG]

$%&$^%&# Granderson!

 

[LHG]

$&%&#&%( Cespedes!

%$&%&# Samardzija!

 

[LHG]

In two at-bats it goes from no-hitter to losing.

 

[msgkings322]

He was all messed up mentally after the hit. So this game is done.

Big Dodgers series coming up

 

[1phlapdown]

Shit, can we get to Thor???

 

[LHG]

He was all messed up mentally after the hit. So this game is done.

Big Dodgers series coming up

Facing Maeda, Hill (presumably) and Anderson. Hope our offense shows up for this series.

 

[LHG]

Shit, can we get to Thor???

He looks pretty untouchable. Of course, so did Samardzija until this inning.

 

[tzill]

Numb nuts at work 7 minutes ago: what's the big deal, does he have a shutout or something?

double, HR.

Science.

 

[LHG]

Numb nuts at work 7 minutes ago: what's the big deal, does he have a shutout or something?

double, HR.

Science.

Did you fire him?

 

[LHG]

Both teams have put three runners on base. The difference? Our three batters got on by two singles and a walk, and two of them erase themselves off the basepaths, against a pitcher that Cecil Fielder could have stolen off of, no less! They walk, double and homer.

And now they get a single too!

 

[msgkings322]

Bad idea leaving him in (not that it matters I guess the way Thor is pitching)

 

[1phlapdown]

In two at-bats it goes from no-hitter to losing.

He hadn't given up a dinger in about 20 innings.

edit-- and almost 3 QS in a row.

 

[tzill]

Did you fire him?

Nah, I gave him 12 hours of doc review.

Phuker.

 

[msgkings322]

Shit, can we get to Thor???

Magic 8-ball says: "Signs point to no"

 

[Stokes1931]

Both teams have put three runners on base. The difference? Our three batters got on by two singles and a walk, and two of them erase themselves off the basepaths, against a pitcher that Cecil Fielder could have stolen off of, no less! They walk, double and homer.

And now they get a single too!

A triple away from the cycle!

Other teams don't seem to have any problem hitting homers at our park. And yet, we don't seem to develop any HR hitters. Giants are 4th in the majors in OBP, and 21st in SLG, and 15th in runs scored. This second half has sent all those numbers crashing down.