7/3 GDT ex-Champs @ Reds

[tzill]

1. Sharksuck (L) CF
2. Tony AAAA (S) 2B
3. Gerald (R) C
4. Spastic (R) RF
5. Hackdoval (S) 3B
6. KK 9 (L) 1B
7. Son of Spastic (S) LF
8. Slumpmos (L) SS
9. Gas can (L) P

1-6 bad guys; get em tomorrow

 

[CameronFrye]

Ouch, man. ex-Champs? Did another team win the World Series in June?

 

[Mays-Fan]

The last (only) pitcher to throw back to back no-no's was Johnny Van Der Meer of the Reds.

I don't think any team has been no-no'd in back to back games. Let's see if we can give it a go.

 

[calsnowskier]

1. Sharksuck (L) CF
2. Tony AAAA (S) 2B
3. Gerald (R) C
4. Spastic (R) RF
5. Hackdoval (S) 3B
6. KK 9 (L) 1B
7. Son of Spastic (S) LF
8. Slumpmos (L) SS
9. Gas can (L) P

1-6 bad guys; get em tomorrow

You are anticipating the Giants to have an offensive explosion?

Wow. Optimistic.

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

At least there won't be a no hitter

 

[Stokes1931]

With RISP, do we even have a pulse these days?

 

[Stokes1931]

How about our speed guys trying to bunt for a hit? How about Stamos and Towers trying a hit and run? Anything to jump start this old jalopy?

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

Welp, at least Cingrani has thrown 31 pitches

 

[Stokes1931]

Giants have seen 39 pitches in two innings. An improvement, that's usually about 4 innings worth. Don't worry, next inning will be a 5 pitch inning for sure.

Come on, Zeets!

 

[Stokes1931]

Beauty!

3-2 HBP

To the leadoff guy

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

Typo on my part 39, even better

 

[Stokes1931]

I somehow knew Zeets' 11 pitch first inning was an illusion.

 

[Stokes1931]

Someone drank Jobu's rum. 'Tis the only explanation for this.

 

[Stokes1931]

Yup. Our .270+ hitters can't do spit.

And the Red's mighty .181 hitter drives in the first run.

 

[Stokes1931]

Criminy! Even the ones they can't hit out of the infield turn into hits.

 

[Mays-Fan]

Nice plays there by Zito and Pablo.

 

[Stokes1931]

Two walks in the game already?

 

[Stokes1931]

Bunt the man into scoring position!

Hit and run with Blanco who is supposed to be fast.

Anything.

How hard can it be to try and manufacture a run?!?

Ah, yes, must be the injuries. I forgot.

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

55 pitches through 3. Bailey needed that many for 5 innings

 

[Stokes1931]

After a walk to Blanco, and a walk to Posey, Herk does what? Any guesses? Yup, swings and misses at the first pitch, a low and away curve. Then promptly pops into a double play.

edit: stooopid baserunning by Posey on the infield fly rule. Though to be fair, it did not appear that any of the umpires called it.

I keep hoping this team finds bottom soon, but they keep finding new and creative ways to extend the fall.