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5 - Point Plan For Baseball Road Trips

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5-Point Plan For Baseball Road Trips ( Single Guys only) Shit I don't need any flack from the married guys wives

1) Find out which bars have the best Chick to Man ratio

2) Drink shots and beer only...Those mixed drinks will tear you up.

3) Do not let Affeldt or Cain touch any can openers or knives especially when drinking

4) If you end up drunk at a karaoke bar only sing fast songs that everyone knows the words to and will sing along with you so you won't look bad. A good place to find a slump buster if you are in a slump.

5) From Damone ( Fast Times) Always play side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4 in the car when taking a woman back to the hotel.

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Mike Damone's 5 - Point Plan

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Led Zeppelin IV - Led Zeppelin FULL ALBUM

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Go Giants !!


This was only for recreational comedy purposes only. No wagering or wives angry phone calls or letters. The part about Cain and Affeldt (Plan #3) was true though.
 
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