MLB Daily Thread: 5.20.15 Red Sox didn't suck last night, Yankees did suck and the Mets sucked.

[TDs3nOut]

Usually when you see sluggers crash and burn in their 30s (which most do), it's usually the average that suffers the most and is the first to go. So he might be able to hit a good amount of homers, but I'd be very surprised if he's batting .250+.

Good point. Still, unlikely as it might be, he was a pretty unique talent. Would love to see him regain form.

 

[TDs3nOut]

Yes! Get that win in fewer than 8 runs!

Que?

 

[chappee11]

what, you mean good ole 1 pitch kelly?

I've said it a thousand times: Kelly would be a good reliever. Nasty even. He can't go through a lineup 2-3 times, though.

 

[chappee11]

i have a funny feeling josh hamilton rakes as soon as texas promotes him.

And I have a funny feeling about your funny feelings.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Que?

I got vcash on Houston and the under

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

And I have a funny feeling about your funny feelings.

And I can't fight this feelin anymore
I've forgotten what I started fightin for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
come crashing through your door,
baby I can't fight this feelin anymoooooore

 

[TDs3nOut]

So how do you explain Jee-Tore's consistency into his late 30's/early 40's, without using the word "Intangibles?"


I got vcash on Houston and the under

I si. You're looking good, as she said.

 

[Rock Strongo]

And I can't fight this feelin anymore
I've forgotten what I started fightin for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
come crashing through your door,
baby I can't fight this feelin anymoooooore

you dick. now thats in my head.

fuck hu.

 

[chappee11]

And I can't fight this feelin anymore
I've forgotten what I started fightin for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
come crashing through your door,
baby I can't fight this feelin anymoooooore

Oh. Oh! Do "Riding The Storm Out" next!

 

[TDs3nOut]

O/U might be in danger in Houston. 'Stros up 4-1 with one out and runners at 2nd and 3rd. Carter at the plate.

 

[chappee11]

Say what you want about McDonald's. But the dipped cone for $1.30 is still the best deal in town.

 

[Mondo Jay]

Stros bust it open. 6-1.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

you dick. now thats in my head.

fuck hu.

Tee hee hee!

You know you loved you some REO Speedwagon backinda day. Here, I'll change it up:

As soon as you are able,
woman I am willling
to make the break that we are on the brink of

my cup is on the taaaable,
my love is fillllling,
waiting here for you to take and drink of!

So if you're tired of the SAAAAAME old story,
whooooooaaaa, turn some pages,
I will be heeeeere when you are ready,
to roll with the changes...OHHHwo-whoawhoWOOOAAAA

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Oh. Oh! Do "Riding The Storm Out" next!

And now I'm - NOT MISSIN A THING
Watchin the full moon crossin' the RAAAA-HANGE

Riiiidin' the storm out!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Stros bust it open. 6-1.

NOOOOOO! My under bet!!

 

[chappee11]

And now I'm - NOT MISSIN A THING
Watchin the full moon crossin' the RAAAA-HANGE

Riiiidin' the storm out!

BAHAHA! I picture you crushing it on the air guitar, too.

 

[chappee11]

Awwww yeah!

P.S. Check out the shirt on the lead singer.

 

[chappee11]

Stros bust it open. 6-1.

By losing today, Oakland is now 13.5 games behind the Astros. And it's not even Memorial Day yet.

 

[cerealboi]

Need to start a pool about who misses more time: Sandoval or Ramirez

 

[Rock Strongo]

Awwww yeah!

P.S. Check out the shirt on the lead singer.

World has the same one.