MLB Daily Thread: 4-29-16: LMFAO @ Dee Gordon

[Used 2 B Hu]

Atlanta Braves vs. Boston Red Sox - Box Score - April 28, 2016 - ESPN

So begins another 4-game win streak?

Followed by another 10 game losing streak...

 

[tabascojet]

Just Dirt being a dick again. He's really good at it, so my wife says

bailor and old ms troubles going to make you a cock fan full time again....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If that were the case then the braves would of done anything to get Uggla to test positive

Please don't give the players association any bright ideas...the lawsuits would be endless

 

[tabascojet]

So begins another 4-game win streak?

Followed by another 10 game losing streak...

sounds good to me....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

bailor and old ms troubles going to make a cock fan full time again....

Hey, I'm always a COCKS fan, can't get enough of those COCKS, give me COCKS all the time, non-stop COCKS all the TIIIIME

 

[bravesfan]

Atlanta Braves vs. Boston Red Sox - Box Score - April 28, 2016 - ESPN

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

 

[Indrid Cold]

NOt sure, but you would think owners are gonna demand some protection, especially considering its only April, and I assume we are just seeing the beginning of what could be a long list

Thing is that the players won big time in the last labor stoppage...the exact opposite situation as in the NFL now. Note that baseball contracts are all 100% guaranteed and football contracts are not.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

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sounds good to me....

It's too bad y'all play in the toughest division in baseball...3 of the hottest teams in the League

 

[Indrid Cold]

Atlanta Braves vs. Boston Red Sox - Box Score - April 28, 2016 - ESPN

Pretty amazing that Pedroia at about 4'10" and 83 lbs is slugging over .500...

 

[williewilliejuan]

When do owners get protection?

Owner should be able to void a contract when a player fails

Dee Gordon comes back as a .240 hitter, and the Marlins bought themselves a lemon, unbeknownst to them

If they looked at his career arc, it should have been beknownst. Most obvious juicer since Yadier Molina.

 

[bravesfan]

So begins another 4-game win streak?

Followed by another 10 game losing streak...

They will the next 5 just to throw you off track

 

[molsaniceman]

when is the contract up with the league.....i wouldnt be surprised if they do something in the next labor negotiations

The Joint Drug Agreement went into effect in December 2011 and is scheduled to terminate Dec. 1, 2016 (the same date as the Basic Agreement). The "prohibited substances" section of the Joint Drug Agreement is updated annually.

Players dont get paid while suspended Marlins just saved about 4 mil

 

[tabascojet]

The Joint Drug Agreement went into effect in December 2011 and is scheduled to terminate Dec. 1, 2016 (the same date as the Basic Agreement). The "prohibited substances" section of the Joint Drug Agreement is updated annually.

Players dont get paid while suspended Marlins just saved about 4 mil

yeah but i agree with dirt you shouldnt have to continue to overpay for gordon when he comes back after 80 games off......

 

[molsaniceman]

So begins another 4-game win streak?

Followed by another 10 game losing streak...

Sweep the cubbies GL with that

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You have to be a real dumb fuck to test positive for PEDs in MLB.

All they have to do is buy the good stuff, read the instructions and follow them. If Ortiz can pull it off for all these years, I'd think anyone who is capable of tying their shoes would be capable of avoiding detection, but I guess not.

 

[tabascojet]

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[SlinkyRedfoot]

When do owners get protection?

Owner should be able to void a contract when a player fails

Dee Gordon comes back as a .240 hitter, and the Marlins bought themselves a lemon, unbeknownst to them

Good point, Dirt.

That said, I do not assume that a player that has been caught taking PEDs will stop taking PEDs because they got caught. See Ryan "ass stain" Braun. So maybe the Marlins will do alright.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

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We made a bong like that back in high school before you could find them at head shops. That would get you high as a mutha fucka. Eyes red as blood.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

NOt sure, but you would think owners are gonna demand some protection, especially considering its only April, and I assume we are just seeing the beginning of what could be a long list

This.

I'm just hoping Jose Bautista has been following the instructions because I just acquired him on a fantasy team.

 

[tabascojet]

We made a bong like that back in high school before you could find them at head shops. That would get you high as a mutha fucka. Eyes red as blood.

homemade gravity ones were our go to.....