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forty_three

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Announcer: "Is this something you practice?"

Werenski: "This is my first time shooting pucks in the Bellagio fountain"
 

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Announcer: "Is this something you practice?"

Werenski: "This is my first time shooting pucks in the Bellagio fountain"
That some bull sheesh I tell ya. The last time I tried something like that on the strip, all I got was a night in the clink and a $1500 fine :mad2:
 

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Just finished watching it.

My God that was cringe-y.

What in the everloving fuck was up with the magician picking who was playing who? And Marchessault can't read?
 

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Just finished watching it.

My God that was cringe-y.

What in the everloving fuck was up with the magician picking who was playing who? And Marchessault can't read?
The only worthwhile thing was Zegras, and they even fucked that up by letting drunk Hamm give the local guy 19/10.

So fucking stupid
 

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Tough to beat this classic...

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That lady symbolizes all Edmonton fans hanging on to him so tight that he will never leave
 

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I recorded it, so should I watch it? Lol
Hopefully Hamm was just pretending to be bombed to cover his embarrassment.
 

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The only worthwhile thing was Zegras, and they even fucked that up by letting drunk Hamm give the local guy 19/10.

So fucking stupid
But the idea that you can change the outcome of events to suit the house in Vegas is FUNNY

Wish the ventriloquist had been able to save it for Z.
You know John Tortorella liked this move.

Eh who am I kidding….actually he liked Pietrangelo's first attempt the best.
Torts probably liked the yelling from Carrot Top the best.
- Out of touch has been
- incoherent
- Carrot Top would have preferred to be anywhere else
- Prompted action he had nothing to do with and got the "w".
I recorded it, so should I watch it? Lol
Hopefully Hamm was just pretending to be bombed to cover his embarrassment.
It was bad enough to be a "where were you" moment in league lore.


All I can think is "Poor Ovi. He's MISSING IT" The call probably went with this.
Marketing guy: "So, Ovi, listen up. We're gonna dress you up like a character in the hangover
Ovi: No
MG: No no no, listen it's gonna be great John Hamm is committed to doing the judging-
OV: No
MG: We have Carrot Top an-
OV: Phone is breaking up
MG: Did I mention a Mike Tyson look alike pulling a stuffed tiger on a chain?
OV: <away from phone> Этот парень глуп
MG: There will also be a ventriloquist
OV: Russian Machine Has COVID
*click*
 

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I recorded it, so should I watch it? Lol
Hopefully Hamm was just pretending to be bombed to cover his embarrassment.
2 highlights:

Zegras' goal, which you have seen.
Kuznetzev's fastest skater lap, which was summarized as such
I Dont Morgan Freeman GIF
 

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i had to look up why Vegas was booing Wilson.
I mean I knew why in general, but didn't remember a specific event

 

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I just learned that the All Star Game is on during the day and not in the evening.

I'm finding it hard to care either way.
 
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