2019 Minnesota Twins

[Hauvea]

Haha this fucking team. Cant even get out of the first inning.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

We need some fucking pitching

Perez is god awful

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Sano K lol

At least Cave got on base with a beaning!

 

[Hauvea]

Its the same thing every damn night now. You dont even need to watch to know what half of these guys are going to do.

 

[Hauvea]

Lets be honest. The first 2 months this team played over its head. No one was as good as they looked. Now they are all falling back into line with what they are. Perez wasnt a 5-0 pitcher. Odo isnt a 1.92 ERA guy. All those homers? Drying up. The bull pen that first 2 months actually fooled fools by looking servicible. They werent. We should have gone after what we needed a month ago if we wanted to be taken seriously.

 

[Hauvea]

I have an idea Cruz. Just stand there and look at a strike, then swing and miss badly at 2 more. Sound good?

 

[Hauvea]

This is ridiculous. If they really arent this bad, then wtf are they?

 

[Hauvea]

Ok, Rosario up first. I say 2 pitches, then infield pops out. Cron drills one, but it gets caught. Castro strikes out.

 

[Hauvea]

Oh well. At least I know Sano will strike out haha!!!!

 

[Hauvea]

Sit down fat man.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Sano has got to fucking go

He can’t even hit sac flies

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Hahahaha another Cave K

 

[Hauvea]

LOL guy on 3rd with 1 out and none of the next 3 batters could even put the ball in play. You want to know why? Thats why.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

We tie the game

Perez immediately walks and beans a guy

 

[mr.hockey4242]

GET THIS GUY OUT OF THE ROTATION

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Cave and Sano both strike out again lmao

This is absolutely hilarious

 

[Hauvea]

We tie the score to immediately let them take the lead again. That has to really work over the psyche of the team.

 

[Hauvea]

But hey!!! We hit a home run. Aint we bad!!!

 

[Hauvea]

Alright Cruz! Another chance to strike out and leave some guys stranded.

 

[Nosferatu]

Haha that’s impossible.

You think you have better control than Perez?

Throwing with either hand I do!