2019 Minnesota Twins

[Hauvea]

More like I think it's a part of the state constitution that all of our sports teams have to do that. It certainly isn't unique to the Twins. 4 Super Bowl losses, 5 straight 1st Round play-off exits by the Timberwimps, only 1 conference final and no Stanley Cup finals appearances in the State of Hockey, over 50 years since our last Rose Bowl, etc. And fans in Buffalo and Cleveland think they have it bad...

We are tortured, that's for damn sure. It aint easy being a Minnesota fan. My saving grace...I signed on with the Celtics back in 1976 and enjoyed some winning. Outside of that, NStars, Vikings Twins...its awful parched.

 

[Gopherfan84]

I thought Arraez was supposed to be this guy who struck out less often than a pimply-faced kid on prom night. He's been striking out a lot more than advertised lately.

 

[Hauvea]

Cant shake the feeling that I have spend 3 and half hours watching this game, only to be rewarded with a depressing defeat. If they had told me they were going to give it away, I would have went and done something productive.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

This team is an absolute fucking joke at home late in games

We simply cannot get big fucking hits

Down 6-5 now.

I just don’t understand why we are so goddamn bad on our own home field in the clutch

 

[Hauvea]

I thought Arraez was supposed to be this guy who struck out less often than a pimply-faced kid on prom night. He's been striking out a lot more than advertised lately.

I think he has been reading his own press clippings. But I was thinking the same thing. Seems to be a lot more than it was before.

 

[Hauvea]

Bingo. There it is. Thanks for nothing pussies. But I will sleep easier knowing Pickle Dick enjoyed the game.

 

[Hauvea]

Alright, I feel cheated now, so I will bail and go beat my wife or something.

 

[Hauvea]

Alright, I feel cheated now, so I will bail and go beat my wife or something.

Now, that was a tasteless joke for any SJW that just got his wanker bent. Just clarifying.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Ryne Harper lmao

Nice move Rocco.

Bring in the scrubs

 

[mr.hockey4242]

God damn we missed Marwin.

Guy is CLUTCH.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Lol. Game is all up to torryes???

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Walk off beaning. Lmao.

 

[PickleRick]

Leave it up to the Twins to fuck up a perfectly good win. 5 run 3rd, then nada. I know Pickle is enjoying this great demonstration of Twins baseball, but I find it somewhat lacking. Lame actually. For all of their so-called offensive prowess, they sure have a hard time scoring consistently. I know, I know. I shouldn't complain. I should just feel lucky I was allowed to watch at all.

Salty

 

[PickleRick]

Im not gonna lie. I think i have a permanent hand print on my forehead after that game.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

White Sox have scratched their starter again.

Unlike Giolito, this guy we wanted to face.

He’s got a 7.98 era

 

[Nosferatu]

Well, I was going for Number 8, as in our magic number

You couldn't pick Gaetti?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

You couldn't pick Gaetti?

 

[Nosferatu]

Bring back the rainbow!!

 

[Nosferatu]

When they retire #7 in my head it will be for Greg Gagne!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

When they retire #7 in my head it will be for Greg Gagne!

That isn’t surprising.

Not a lot going on up there