2019 Minnesota Twins

[Hauvea]

Our starters are such pussies, they cant get through 6 innings. That leaves 1/3 of the game in the hands of our shitty bull pen. Those two things together are a recipe for disaster. If our pen didn't suck so badly, maybe we could survive it, or if the starters could go 7 and avoid the pen. But no, we need to have both of them be a weakness.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

It’s literakly the same guys with dogshit ABs every game

Polanco, Cron, Schoop.

Like I just don’t get it.

Swing at garbage. Look at meatballs.

 

[Hauvea]

Just like a couple days ago

We blow it the moment Indians lose

There is just something seriously wrong with this team deep down in its soul. Its hard to identify, but you know its there. You know its wrong.

 

[Hauvea]

Do something offense. I dare you.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

It’s literakly the same guys with dogshit ABs every game

Polanco, Cron, Schoop.

Like I just don’t get it.

Swing at garbage. Look at meatballs.

And just like that Schoop fucking did something.

Unreal.

 

[Hauvea]

Wow S Poop! I didn't think you had it in you. Go figure.

 

[Hauvea]

And just like that Schoop fucking did something.

Unreal.

You have to call these guys out if you want them to do anything. If you say nothing, you get nothing.

 

[Hauvea]

And now Fluffey is in line for the win. What a statistical waste.

 

[Hauvea]

..and he is comes.

 

[Hauvea]

damn. Cant do it the easy way, can they?

 

[Hauvea]

El Gordo is coming around though. Starting to get hits and walks instead of gobs of strike outs.

 

[Hauvea]

Where has Cron's power gone though?

 

[Hauvea]

Jesus Christ. Come on. Every fucking inning? Sooner or later, its gonna cost us.

 

[Hauvea]

No excitement Romo. Just get it done pls.

 

[Hauvea]

/sigh

 

[Hauvea]

This is ridiculous. Its like they are trying to give it to them and they cant make up their minds if they want it.

 

[Hauvea]

TY

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Gritty W

 

[Gopherfan84]

Since Cleveland lost today, I'm almost expecting us to lay an egg tonight.

 

[Hauvea]

Ok Twins. Just because they gave you run, it doesn't mean you need to give them one back. Remember that.