2019 espn College Pickem

[Tin Man]

Iowa at Michigan has a high "something's fucky" quotient...

 

[Tin Man]

Tennessee's October -
10/5 Hosting UGA: Obvious upset of the Dawgs; they are soooo overdue for a truly wretched fuck-up game, they'll hand UT 35+ points, possibly in the first half.
10/12 Hosting Miss State: UTGWTFA. The Vols are gonna put it all together and actually play like an SEC football team. MSU fans who try to sneak cowbells into Neyland are gonna be taken into custody, processed, and put into jail. Leave that shit at home. I mean, who wants to advertise their bestiality in another state? Just... unnatural.
10/19 @ Alabama: Three quarters of the Tide's players and coaching staff are going to be running a fever and blowing it out both ends; diarrhea will stain every Alabama player's britches and people on their sideline will be slipping in the voluminous vomit; dehydration, collapse, and passing out are going to be huge, causing delays and extending the time it takes to complete the game to almost 5 hours; whichever members of the coaching staff left on the Bama sidelines will refuse to forfeit. Tennessee will run the ball at will, trying to eat up the clock, but, in the end, the number of official timeouts for Bama trainers to tend to players will exceed the Tide's offensive play count. It will be excruciating to watch. The stands will be empty but for the traveling Tennessee fans and a few dozen clad in crimson when the last second ticks off the clock, sealing the Vols victory.
10/26 Hosting SoCar: The Vols are fortunate in every aspect of the game, crushing the Capons in a laughable rout. Muschamp loses it, is ejected, and has to be forcibly removed from the field. The embarrassment in Columbia outlives generations.

4-0. You read it here first.

Now, about that land deal on the 38th parallel...

 

[Justin Tyme]

 

[tnapucco]

wow...i'm not last?

 

[wingsauce7]

We've dropped in rankings a bit, but 43rd in the world still seems pretty damn good.

 

[outofyourmind]

We've dropped in rankings a bit, but 43rd in the world still seems pretty damn good.

Sorry I'm fucking it up.
2 weeks ago, I went to bed #1, get up and finished that day at #9.

This last weekend, I went to #28.





It's what I do. I'll try and do better. I know it's the ADD kicking in when I make my picks. Yeah, that's it.

 

[outofyourmind]

Does anyone remember when ESPN started this pickem stuff?

Instead of confidence points, there was a spread.
I liked it better. Came in #2 one year. Then it stopped.

 

[craigk217]

Just fng brutal. Too much to even begin …

 

[obxyankeefan]

I got as high as 8th in the nation one year. This year I keep missing my ten pointer and are barely above 50%.

 

[Tin Man]

Well, it seems the upsets impacted somebody besides me. My week 6 was cleaning out the porta-potties low.

 

[Tin Man]

Apparently, Auburn and OK State forgot how to play, VT remembered how to play, and Stanford experienced another wet-behind-the-ears QB miracle.

 

[outofyourmind]

All I can say is...............

Fuck Washington
Fuck Auburn
Fuck Oklahoma State
Fuck Miami
Fuck Air Force

For laying down like little bitches.

Went 5 and 5 for 34 points.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Whoa... what's that smell?!?! Woof, it hurrible!!


Oh, wait, that's ME & my picks this week.

 

[tnapucco]

I'm still in the top 5700 nationally in the straight pick em.

9th in SportsHoopla

 

[wingsauce7]

I'm still in the top 5700 nationally in the straight pick em.

9th in SportsHoopla

How's it feel to be 5,700th best?

 

[tnapucco]

How's it feel to be 5,700th best?

My heart is filled with blood!

 

[Texas Jefe]

damn the scores dropped this week overall, see a lot of 30s for the week

 

[lilchi721]

Didn't see Washington,Auburn,OK St and Miami losing last week

 

[Tin Man]

Didn't see Washington,Auburn,OK St and Miami losing last week

So few did...

 

[outofyourmind]

So how is the group doing/ranking.

Do a couple of us need to bail out if we nose dive in the next few weeks.
Take one for the team, make tHoop look good.