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[Uno]

If Rock was gonna lie about something here, I don't think it would be a Mountain Dew / Glow Stick type of a thing.

Did you see the photos he's posted? How many of us post that photo with nothing on by an All box?

So, when he said it actually works and he did it, you think he was telling the truth and snopes lied?

 

[CowboyB]

Nothing wrong with fucking Asian. I was fucking an Asian for four years. Korean girl. Best sex ever.

I had one for a booty call. Can't say the same about that korean. She swallowed though so all is good.

 

[Kate Upton]

hey johnny ive been meaning to ask you something...


why does joey votto suck so bad anymore...he is like fucking james loney in fantasy these days...is him just being canadian or what?

He hasn't hit for much power at all since he hurt his knee last year. He had 44 doubles in 113 games last year...so far this year he has 1.

I wouldn't throw dirt on the guy's career just yet. He's always been pretty weak power wise in April, and just take a look at the back of his baseball card, and tell me when he hasn't hit, and hit hit for power.

I don't expect Jay Bruce to hit the 8 HR's he's currently on pace for either.

 

[Rock Strongo]

If Rock was gonna lie about something here, I don't think it would be a Mountain Dew / Glow Stick type of a thing.

Did you see the photos he's posted? How many of us post that photo with nothing on by an All box?

i lie about nothing

i am very transparent about everything i say...i think ive proven im pretty honest
my ears were ringing, whadda ya know?

 

[Floffman]

Floff wants his sandals back

Floff rocks flip flops, boat shoes or some sweet new timberline blue kicks he got...they are not real Tims but cloth things.

Leo

I dont think im gonna be playing tonight ... fanduel

Fag

 

[gener8tr]

So, when he said it actually works and he did it, you think he was telling the truth and snopes lied?

Perhaps he misremembered, I don't know for certain.

Either way I'm going home and trying it.

 

[CowboyB]

If Rock was gonna lie about something here, I don't think it would be a Mountain Dew / Glow Stick type of a thing.

Did you see the photos he's posted? How many of us post that photo with nothing on by an All box?

Well first we have to find some crappy ass detergent then find someone willing to take the picture.

 

[Uno]

i lie about nothing

i am very transparent about everything i say...i think ive proven im pretty honest
my ears were ringing, whadda ya know?

except about being a phillies fan


and having a friend who met nic cage



and having actually done this thing with the mountain dew....you're about as honest as a politician

 

[Kate Upton]

Johnny. Nice to have you back. If you stay, I promise I'll never pick on Choey Votto again....even if he does bandwagon Greinke's social anxiety affliction.

Lick my balls too and you have a deal.

 

[CowboyB]

He hasn't hit for much power at all since he hurt his knee last year. He had 44 doubles in 113 games last year...so far this year he has 1.

I wouldn't throw dirt on the guy's career just yet. He's always been pretty weak power wise in April, and just take a look at the back of his baseball card, and tell me when he hasn't hit, and hit hit for power.

I don't expect Jay Bruce to hit the 8 HR's he's currently on pace for either.

.240? That I can see.

 

[Uno]

Perhaps he misremembered, I don't know for certain.

Either way I'm going home and trying it.

He misremembered actually doing it and it actually working? wow, I'm wondering how red handed he actually needs to be caught before you stop being his sheep

 

[Rock Strongo]

Perhaps he misremembered, I don't know for certain.

Either way I'm going home and trying it.

nah, i guess it doesnt work./ i was at a rush show a couple of years back, some kid ws handing out glowing soda bottles.

ive made ones with glitter and masons jars by USING the contents of glow sticks...they make neat backyard lamps

no idea what was in the bottles the kid had, but they were glowing

 

[Ron Burgundy]

hahahhahah


funny you bring that up

was my 2nd drug of choice to pot for a number of years...spent a lot of money on that shit.

maybe once a year now at best...too expensive and you cant get anything good.

i grew up a bit

In a related story, Rock's girlfriend clearly reads his posts, so he has to lie about "certain things" now when they come up..

 

[Uno]

nah, i guess it doesnt work./ i was at a rush show a couple of years back, some kid ws handing out glowing soda bottles.

ive made ones with glitter and masons jars by USING the contents of glow sticks...they make neat backyard lamps

no idea what was in the bottles the kid had, but they were glowing

So, when he said "I've done it" he really meant "someone else did it but I didn't see them do it so I don't know if it was this exact recipe and I don't know for sure this recipe actually works"

 

[HammerDown]

I had one for a booty call. Can't say the same about that korean. She swallowed though so all is good.

I did too. She was Chinese and from the neck down was more than I should have ever deserved. In lingerie, lemme tall ya man, I was powerless. Oh, I better just stop now. Toe curling is the only way to describe it. She loved receiving oral sex. No, she fucking DEMANDED oral sex and was waxed to obscene smoothness. The memories are burned into my brain in fucking Bluray quality. They're always there for a lonely moment.

 

[CowboyB]

Jay Bruce ending with 150 strikeouts? Now that I can see. Not sure about only 8 homers though.

 

[CowboyB]

I did too. She was Chinese and from the neck down was more than I should have ever deserved. In lingerie, lemme tall ya man, I was powerless. Oh, I better just stop now. Toe curling is the only way to describe it. She loved receiving oral sex. No, she fucking DEMANDED oral sex and was waxed to obscene smoothness. The memories are burned into my brain in fucking Bluray quality. They're always there for a lonely moment.

2 please.

 

[Kate Upton]

Jay Bruce ending with 150 strikeouts? Now that I can see. Not sure about only 8 homers though.

Your projections for both avg. and K's are too low.

.250-.260...

170ish K's.

If he hits 30-40 HR's? I'll take it.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

i lie about nothing

i am very transparent about everything i say...i think ive proven im pretty honest
my ears were ringing, whadda ya know?

Tell us again how I started the racial argument today... When you know, I didn't barely even participate in it.

That was fun... Especially being as, you know, it's this fucking thread and everyone can see who actually started it, who threw gas on it and who perpetuated it..


"I lie about nothing"


You are more full of shit than anybody I've ever seen post...

 

[gener8tr]

He misremembered actually doing it and it actually working? wow, I'm wondering how red handed he actually needs to be caught before you stop being his sheep

I simply don't think he's a liar, Uno. No one person endures the shit he brings upon himself every single day here, then lies about petty stuff like a glow bottle.

Now if he tells me he tin-foiled coke with Gooden and Stawberry outside Fenway in 1986...