Shanemansj13
Finger Poppin Dat Pussy
@Ritzarmy did you know in the movie Big that Tom Hanks character is named Josh and his best friend is Billy? I wonder if they were named after you??? lolzzz
I knew that
@Ritzarmy did you know in the movie Big that Tom Hanks character is named Josh and his best friend is Billy? I wonder if they were named after you??? lolzzz
At some point while arguing with my daughter about how she can't have any fruit snacks until she finished her pizza i realized her childhood is way better than mine.
Also that when mom is out dad is shit with proper nutrition
A couple years ago I was arguing with my son, and I found myself saying this exact quote:
"You can't have any more broccoli until you've eaten all your pizza." I immediately realized what had come out of my mouth, and a new rule was made - he could eat as many veggies as he wanted, no matter how much pizza was left on his plate.
My mom didn't make me eat mashed potatoes if my dad wasn't there! Miss you mom!
Ain't nuttin wrong with a peanut butter sammich!