'17 MLB Playoffs

[Cedrique]

Well, I went to the football game today, and, believe it or not, the girl who I may have vomited on was sitting two rows ahead of me. (Thanks Obama)

She and her friends were there before me and my roommate got to the game. After I took a picture of the field, I literally realized she was there when I looked at the photo. She spotted me about 10 minutes later. It was the first time I had seen her since Big Z's ruined it all.

If there was a Japanese guy who was told by his very hot girlfriend that she would finally have sex with him after waiting 3 years and then was "relocated" to an internment camp and separated from his girlfriend, and then his girlfriend dies in her internment camp, along with the whole guy's family, and then the guy kills himself; if that guy met FDR in the afterlife, I imagine the dirty look he would give Delano would be slightly less menacing than the look this girl gave me today.
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How did I not notice this post the other day?

Yeah, I was gonna tell you hopefully you remember some of the evening before the vomiting because you're gonna want to keep that in your memory bank for later "use" --cause chances are very good that it is never happening again.

(with that girl I mean- I'm sure you'll have plenty of other opportunities to throw up on different women )

 

[Omar 382]

How did I not notice this post the other day?

Yeah, I was gonna tell you hopefully you remember some of the evening before the vomiting because you're gonna want to keep that in your memory bank for later "use" --cause chances are very good that it is never happening again.

(with that girl I mean- I'm sure you'll have plenty of other opportunities to throw up on different women )

Yeah, the big thing about being into vomit fetishes is that it's largely a "one and done" deal with the women...

 

[Cedrique]

I was about to say that Joe Mauer is the Twins Ryan Howard but I guess he was a little better hitter as a first baseman.

 

[Omar 382]

Sonny Gray- they should have led with that guy

 

[Omar 382]

Freaking Didi Gregorius is hitting cleanup for the Yanks???

Lou Gehrig is rolling over in his grave

 

[Omar 382]

Don't believe the applause Judge... these fans... they'll turn on you in a heart beat

 

[Cedrique]

Don't believe the applause Judge... these fans... they'll turn on you in a heart beat

I like his shirt--what is that?

 

[Omar 382]

I like his shirt--what is that?

Not sure, but it is cool

 

[Omar 382]

Any former Phils on the Yanks/Twins, or any playoff teams in general we can think of?

 

[Omar 382]

Obviously, Utley (fag)

 

[Omar 382]

Ken Giles (fag) and Charlie Morton (fag) are both on the 'Stros

 

[Omar 382]

Werth (fag) Blanton (fag) Ryan Madson (fag) and Howie Kendrick (fag)

 

[Cedrique]

Wow, I think you're right. None on the Twins or Yanks.

 

[Cedrique]

Of course all the teams we fleeced, like the Rangers, didn't make the playoffs

 

[Cedrique]

Vinnie Velasquez will be on the Yankees one day

 

[Cedrique]

Man, Arod actually started a corporation to sell those shirts and donated the money to charity.

 

[Omar 382]

Wow, I think you're right. None on the Twins or Yanks.

Former Phillies great Erik Kratz appeared in 4 games for the Yanks this year, but is not on the playoff roster (a decision the Evil Empire will inevitably come to rue)

 

[Cedrique]

Kratzie!

 

[Cedrique]

I looked everywhere and now you can't get the Arod Corp shirts anywhere. What a dick. I actually had something I liked about the guy and he has to go and disappoint me all over again.

 

[Cedrique]

So much for the Vonted Yankees bullpen!