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15 Reasons to Hate LSU or Alabama : Outkick The Coverage
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10. Two words: JaMarcus Russell
Yes, I know, even Andre Smith's pendulous manboobs think JaMarcus Russell also now resembles a fat woman with herpes at Mardi Gras. In fact, if LSU makes it to the BCS title game, there's a 99% chance that JaMarcus Russell is flashing his boobs for beads on Bourbon Street.
Be honest, did it really surprise you that the biggest bust in NFL history -- if you consider his salary Russell is a bigger bust than either Ryan Leaf or Akili Smith -- came from LSU?
What percentage of Russell's signing bonus went to beignets from Cafe Du Monde? Gotta be 75%, right?
Actually, Russell could count on both of these hater guides since he's from Alabama. Leading to this punchline. You know what you get when you combine a number one draft pick born in Alabama with college in Louisiana? $39 million dollars worth of purple drank.
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10. Two words: JaMarcus Russell
Yes, I know, even Andre Smith's pendulous manboobs think JaMarcus Russell also now resembles a fat woman with herpes at Mardi Gras. In fact, if LSU makes it to the BCS title game, there's a 99% chance that JaMarcus Russell is flashing his boobs for beads on Bourbon Street.
Be honest, did it really surprise you that the biggest bust in NFL history -- if you consider his salary Russell is a bigger bust than either Ryan Leaf or Akili Smith -- came from LSU?
What percentage of Russell's signing bonus went to beignets from Cafe Du Monde? Gotta be 75%, right?
Actually, Russell could count on both of these hater guides since he's from Alabama. Leading to this punchline. You know what you get when you combine a number one draft pick born in Alabama with college in Louisiana? $39 million dollars worth of purple drank.