MLB Daily Thread: 04/10/2015: Resistance is Futile

[Used 2 B Hu]

yes they do

but id ride one over a regular ole rabbit

more manly

You sayin this dude ain't manly?

 

[uncfan103]

I'm new to this daily thread thing. Do you guys ever play fanduel against each other? I'd be interested in playing a fanduel tournament against people in this thread just to see how I'd do.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm new to this daily thread thing. Do you guys ever play fanduel against each other? I'd be interested in playing a fanduel tournament against people in this thread just to see how I'd do.

I'm not into fanduel. I suck at wagering and I'd rather just drink the money.

 

[cerealboi]

I'm new to this daily thread thing. Do you guys ever play fanduel against each other? I'd be interested in playing a fanduel tournament against people in this thread just to see how I'd do.

I'm much more interested in you giving me your winning line up and then me using that to win money.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm much more interested in you giving me your winning line up and then me using that to win money.

That's funny, cereal...you're funny

 

[redseat]

Anyone just see Shaqtin' A Fool where he showed Kendrick Perkins with a 9-step travel? Truly beyond belief. 9 steps right in front of the ref, never dribbled once.

it's the NBA perfectly legal

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Damn, couldn't anybody have played earlier today than 3PM eastern? This is BORING

 

[uncfan103]

I'm much more interested in you giving me your winning line up and then me using that to win money.

I was going to do the free version. But, if you're wondering my lineup for the early games...
P - Collin McHugh
C - Alex Avila
1b - Justin Smoak
2b - Jason Kipnis
3b - Nolan Arenado
SS - Everth Cabrera
OF - Adam Jones
OF - Steve Pearce
OF - Matt Szczur

 

[cerealboi]

I was going to do the free version. But, if you're wondering my lineup for the early games...
P - Collin McHugh
C - Alex Avila
1b - Justin Smoak
2b - Jason Kipnis
3b - Nolan Arenado
SS - Everth Cabrera
OF - Adam Jones
OF - Steve Pearce
OF - Matt Szczur

There's a free version of Fanduel?!

 

[Inquisitor95]

From the DUH! Department:

Houston, we have a (hitting) problem
The Houston Astros are hitting .096 through the first three games this season. According to Elias, that’s the lowest team batting average through three games in the modern era (1900).

 

[Inquisitor95]

Seems the Twins are determined to try to upstage the Astros in futility.

Molitor's start historically bad
The Twins' new skipper has the second-worst 3-game start in terms of run differential ever.

1. 1905, Fred Tenney, BOS -22
2. 2015, Paul Molitor, MIN -21
3. 1989, Jim Lefebvre, SEA -19

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

From the DUH! Department:

Houston, we have a (hitting) problem
The Houston Astros are hitting .096 through the first three games this season. According to Elias, that’s the lowest team batting average through three games in the modern era (1900).

Seems the Twins are determined to try to upstage the Astros in futility.

Molitor's start historically bad
The Twins' new skipper has the second-worst 3-game start in terms of run differential ever.

1. 1905, Fred Tenney, BOS -22
2. 2015, Paul Molitor, MIN -21
3. 1989, Jim Lefebvre, SEA -19

So, what you're saying is: the AL sucks?

 

[obxyankeefan]

So, what you're saying is: the AL sucks?

No, but it will in a few years when the Astros and Twins are in the ALCS.

 

[uncfan103]

There's a free version of Fanduel?!

There's only one fanduel. But, you can play without depositing and/or winning any money. You can enter head to heads, tournaments with up to 20 people, and play friends or random people.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Yeah I

No, but it will in a few years when the Astros and Twins are in the ALCS.

Yeah I think right now it blows.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

There's only one fanduel. But, you can play without depositing and/or winning any money. You can enter head to heads, tournaments with up to 20 people, and play friends or random people.

Do you work for Fanduel or something?!

 

[Erie Warrior]

Another Opening Day where the Tribe wears their ugly cream unis. I can't wait til they dump those.

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Inquisitor95]

Astros have scored 2 runs.

My cup runneth over.

 

[Erie Warrior]

That Fatty cost Carlos Santana an HR. The other fans should throw his fat ass over the wall.