Madison Bumgarner is a punkass bitch

[msgkings322]

It's amazing how a pitcher that leads a rival team to so many championships can bother Hammer so.

 

[calsnowskier]

It's amazing how a pitcher that leads a rival team to so many championships can bother Hammer so.

The thing is, though, that the Padres and Giants are hardly rivals.

At least not in the Giants eyes...

 

[Villain]

The only things I don't like about Madison Bumgarner are the facts that he's not a Brave and his name is Madison.

Didn't he date a girl named Madison Bumgarner when he was in high school?

 

[calsnowskier]

Didn't he date a girl named Madison Bumgarner when he was in high school?

I am not sure.

After his knowledge of the LA DL scene, are we sure it was a "girl"?

 

[Villain]

I am not sure.

After his knowledge of the LA DL scene, are we sure it was a "girl"?

Well I heard that his incestfest home town is like 60% Bumgarners. He's the one that turned out on the talented end of the freak spectrum.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Didn't he date a girl named Madison Bumgarner when he was in high school?

I don't have a clue, I just know that the only 2 Madisons I know IRL are both female.

 

[msgkings322]

Didn't he date a girl named Madison Bumgarner when he was in high school?

It's amusing that 2 of the best Giants pitchers ever have names like supermodels (Madison Bumgarner, Christy Mathewson). And young Tim Lincecum looked like a 12 year old Asian girl.

Of course they all get/got to wear some pretty jewelry.

 

[calsnowskier]

Well I heard that his incestfest home town is like 60% Bumgarners. He's the one that turned out on the talented end of the freak spectrum.

And, Hammer does have a man-crush on James Bumgarner...

 

[calsnowskier]

It's amusing that 2 of the best Giants pitchers ever have names like supermodels (Madison Bumgarner, Christy Mathewson). And young Tim Lincecum looked like a 12 year old Asian girl.

Of course they all get/got to wear some pretty jewelry.

Actually, are you watching the current season of The Ultimate Fighter? The two coaches of female fighters, and one of them looks like she could be his identical twin sister.

Kinda freaky.

 

[Villain]

Actually, are you watching the current season of The Ultimate Fighter? The two coaches of female fighters, and one of them looks like she could be his identical twin sister.

Kinda freaky.

 

[megalodon30]

No one outside of San Francisco gives a fiddler's fuck about Bumgarner.

I'm in the Sacramento area. Is that close enough? Cause I would trade King Felix and a billion cash for MadBum if I were running my M's.

 

[Cyder]

It's amazing how a pitcher that leads a rival team to so many championships can bother Hammer so.

Doesn't a team have to actually contend once in a while to be a rival?

 

[RamsFan88]

"NadBum" would eat your food, steal the love of your dog and fuck your woman before you even have breakfast.

Plus cure cancer.

Just ask a Giants fan (biggest douchebags in the MLB).

And Padres fans are the biggest...umm, wait....give me a minute...

What are Padres fans, again?

 

[UK Cowboy]

Bumgarner would tear Odor into 50 pieces and feed them to his ox.

He absolutely is. But, he's also 6'5 250. Shitty attitude but I would not fuck with him.

A couple of weeks ago, most people would have taken Bautista to whip Bums ass, but Odor took care of that, and I've seen more than one huge baseball player that punched like my little sister. Besides, this isn't the UFC. Odor would kick him in the nuts and then stab him before he landed a punch.

 

[dredinis21]

A couple of weeks ago, most people would have taken Bautista to whip Bums ass, but Odor took care of that, and I've seen more than one huge baseball player that punched like my little sister. Besides, this isn't the UFC. Odor would kick him in the nuts and then stab him before he landed a punch.

Says WHO?!? Is that the bullshit narrative Ranger fans want people to believe to prop up Odor as the next best fighter to Mayweather? GTFOH. Whoever would have taken Bautista in a fight vs. a big country boy who actively seeks confrontation is a fucking idiot. I don't think that very many people outside of Toronto who have any idea who MadBum is (except @HammerDown just to cause a ruckus) would have chosen Bautista. Stop with the Odor ballwashing to trump up machismo.

 

[HammerDown]

Says WHO?!? Is that the bullshit narrative Ranger fans want people to believe to prop up Odor as the next best fighter to Mayweather? GTFOH. Whoever would have taken Bautista in a fight vs. a big country boy who actively seeks confrontation is a fucking idiot. I don't think that very many people outside of Toronto who have any idea who MadBum is (except @HammerDown just to cause a ruckus) would have chosen Bautista. Stop with the Odor ballwashing to trump up machismo.

I'd still take Bautista over NadBum.

 

[dredinis21]

I'd still take Bautista over NadBum.

Exhibit A.

 

[HammerDown]

Exhibit A.

Who's ass has that big dumb hick ever kicked? Some kid in elementary school? Not impressed!

 

[moxie]

Like fucking clockwork

 

[dredinis21]

Who's ass has that big dumb hick ever kicked? Some kid in elementary school? Not impressed!

And Bautista? Whose ass has HE kicked? He's 0-fer-1 so far. Not exactly light heavyweight champ of the world. MadBum looks for trouble. That tells me he's done that once or twice. Bautista balls up, gets smacked down, and looks, acts, and talks surprised that it happened. That's not exactly bubbling with experience.