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PolarVortex
Nanook of the North
Slash line from last 16 games: .311/.353/.525/.878
That's more like it. Sure, he makes $24 million a year. Sure, it took him 67 games to get going....
BUT...
He isn't the only reason that the Mariners have sucked alpaca dong all season long. And he has finally, seemingly, got his season headed in the right direction.
So maybe it's time to get back to blaming the other usual suspects. Lloyd. Jack. The bullpen. Ackley. Miller. Howard Schultz and Clay Clay. Satsquatch. Aliens. The Marine layer (and I'm not talking about the 2-bit hookers that hang out on International Avenue).
That's more like it. Sure, he makes $24 million a year. Sure, it took him 67 games to get going....
BUT...
He isn't the only reason that the Mariners have sucked alpaca dong all season long. And he has finally, seemingly, got his season headed in the right direction.
So maybe it's time to get back to blaming the other usual suspects. Lloyd. Jack. The bullpen. Ackley. Miller. Howard Schultz and Clay Clay. Satsquatch. Aliens. The Marine layer (and I'm not talking about the 2-bit hookers that hang out on International Avenue).