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Southieinnc
Do Your Job!
I had an incredible mustache when I was younger.That's more like it.
You just called it gay because you're jealous.
My 2nd wife had long blond hair and blue eyes. She had a bikini body and walked with the grace of a gazelle.
She sid she didn't like the stache.
On New years day OI cut it off on one side. My kids were laughing hysterically as I walked down the stairs, missing side in plain view to them.
My wife asked what was so funny? I turned my head towards her and she laughed, of course.
I finished cutting off the mustache and learned a very important lesson - don't shave off your mustache in January!