I Need Smart Advice

[Yankee Traveler]

I at kidneys are weak because I was mis-diagnosed

I love properly smoked brisket. The problem is it's a humongous piece of meat and I don't have enough people to eat it.
Small piecces of it are not as good.....

@YankeeRebel , how small a piece of brisket can you smoke and come out right?

There is a guy that raises Wagyu here...Adams TN...that keeps telling me there is a shoulder cut that is just like brisket but only 3-4 lbs. I haven't done one. You've convinced me, I need to go get one withing the next couple of weeks. I will let you know what the cut is called.

 

[nefansince75]

Good morning dear. You look as beautiful as ever. Every morning I am reminded how lucky I am.

Or some variation of that. Your results may vary.

Just "Hello". It's the simplest way to break the ice, and breaking the ice launches everything else. From my experience, if they have interest they'll take over the moment they here the word. Hi or howdy, depending on where you are located, are equally effective.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

I Need Smart Advice

Just in case you don't watch anything other than sports news..........

Gold broke the $3000 an Ounce mark this morning. Wall Street investors are starting to push money at metal.

Advice? If you've $48,000 laying around and doing nothing, you might want to consider picking up a pound.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Just "Hello". It's the simplest way to break the ice, and breaking the ice launches everything else. From my experience, if they have interest they'll take over the moment they here the word.

I'm not breaking ice with any pick up line anymore.

I married my the girl I started dating in my senior year of High School, 1985.
She still turns heads and I still can't believe her taste in men was so bad.

 

[nefansince75]

I Need Smart Advice

Just in case you don't watch anything other than sports news..........

Gold broke the $3000 an Ounce mark this morning. Wall Street investors are starting to push money at metal.

Advice? If you've $48,000 laying around and doing nothing, you might want to consider picking up a pound.

Because I have $48,000 laying around I don't need to chase down ways of losing it.

 

[nefansince75]

I'm not breaking ice with any pick up line anymore.

I married my the girl I started dating in my senior year of High School, 1985.
She still turns heads and I still can't believe her taste in men was so bad.

I'm not trying to teach a bunch of guys over 50 a new trick. Just pointing out something I recognized over the course of time.

It's wisdom I'll pass to anyone who is over thinking dating.

 

[Southieinnc]

If you picked up a pound of gold fifty years ago - you'd now have a pound

 

[Southieinnc]

I'm not breaking ice with any pick up line anymore.

I married my the girl I started dating in my senior year of High School, 1985.
She still turns heads and I still can't believe her taste in men was so bad.

My 2nd wife passed in 2000. After a couple years I started dating again. I quickly found out that it sucks.
I learned very quickly how to "play the game" but I don't like playing games.
Before I re-married, I dated every woman in North Carolina and half of South Carolina.
Most were only good for a little bit of action. I met some good women too but most of them were damaged goods......

 

[BigKen]

I met some good women too but most of them were damaged goods......

That may seem cruel or even funny to some, but it's very accurate.

Very much like the old saying, "When you buy a used car, your buying the problems that someone else got rid of."

 

[nefansince75]

My 2nd wife passed in 2000. After a couple years I started dating again. I quickly found out that it sucks.
I learned very quickly how to "play the game" but I don't like playing games.
Before I re-married, I dated every woman in North Carolina and half of South Carolina.
Most were only good for a little bit of action. I met some good women too but most of them were damaged goods......

That may seem cruel or even funny to some, but it's very accurate.

Very much like the old saying, "When you buy a used car, your buying the problems that someone else got rid of."

Almost everyone is damaged in one way or another.

 

[Southieinnc]

Almost everyone is damaged in one way or another.

Can you pack your shit in one bag or do you fill a box truck?

 

[nefansince75]

Can you pack your shit in one bag or do you fill a box truck?

I tote around a thimble...

 

[Southieinnc]

I tote around a thimble...

 

[nefansince75]

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My eyes are not that wide open.

 

[realityball]

Very much like the old saying, "When you buy a used car, you’re buying the problems that someone else got rid of."

I bought an old sports car and drove that f*cker like no one before …

 

[nefansince75]

I bought an old sports car and drove that f*cker like no one before …

I like the euphemism, damaged girls sure can be fun to ride.

 

[realityball]

I like the euphemism, damaged girls sure can be fun to ride.

… as long as they don’t follow you home

 

[Southieinnc]

… as long as they don’t follow you home

I dated a damaged girl, pretty and sweet. She came to my house for a weekend and I reallized she was bipolar.
She asked if I was going to be watching her all the time like her husband did.
I told her I would certainly pay attention. SWhen she got mad and said she was leaving, I offered to help her carry her stuff to her car.
She became angrier and complained that I was going to help her leave - what could I say?

 

[BigKen]

what could I say?

Bye.....................

 

[realityball]

I dated a damaged girl, pretty and sweet. She came to my house for a weekend and I reallized she was bipolar.
She asked if I was going to be watching her all the time like her husband did.
I told her I would certainly pay attention. SWhen she got mad and said she was leaving, I offered to help her carry her stuff to her car.
She became angrier and complained that I was going to help her leave - what could I say?

… so she knew where you lived?
you crazy