You might be Verne Lundquist if....

[theboardref]

If you are doing play-by-play and the entire play's description consist of one word,"WOW"..... you might be Verne Lundquist.

If you confuse a fumble with an incomplete pass after a receiver has run 10 yards with the football and loses the ball..... you might be Verne Lundquist. Florida vs Arkansas: Stupid Announcer - YouTube


If you somehow make the mistake of calling a completion an interception despite no defenders being on the receiver.... you might be Verne Lundquist. LSU vs. Alabama 2011 1st Half.wmv - YouTube

 

[SoonerDO]

 

[Gatorchip]

How do you loss a ball?

 

[apachef4]

How do you loss a ball?

Ask Lance Armstrong.

 

[Gatorchip]

Ask Lance Armstrong.

He lost a ball. Not the same thing.

 

[apachef4]

He lost a ball. Not the same thing.

Dude, he lost a ball! Do you really think he was enunciating properly?!?

 

[OregonDucks]

if you get turned on by looking at an elephants dick, you might be Verne Lundquist.

 

[theboardref]

If by comparison you make Lou Holtz sound professional..... you might be Verne Lundquist.