Why are they interviewing a homeless guy on MLB Network?

[Cedrique]

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[jvett77]

Trade rumors are slow today.

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah, they gave a quick interview with three of the beat writers for the NL East. It was a freak show. The guy from the Braves looked like he was turned away from a detox center. The Nationals guy looked like one of the Wayans brothers trying to play a transvestite. The Phillies guy looked relatively normal. Now that those guys just get all their information from the internet I guess they are just mailing it in at this point.

 

[Omar 382]

Homeless people are people too. Who's to say that a homeless motherfucker doesn't have the same, if not better, insider info than a real, professional, paid MLB insider and analyst?

 

[Cedrique]

That's a good point. From what I understand, that guy that started all the completely untrue rumors about trading Lee and Hamels actually had a home, so who am I to judge

 

[Omar 382]

OK, no, joke. Some homeless cocksucker with one eye tried to jump me for my fucking shoes. A man should be able to look for drugs/prostitutes on the bad side of West Wilmington after 10 PM without worrying for his own safety. Fucking vermin of society.

 

[Omar 382]

Another thing that pisses me off. 8 year old girl scouts selling girl scout cookies outside of my Church. Didn't they read the Bible? Jesus clearly stated to not make mockery of his Father's House. I go up to the girls, and flip the stands on top of them, yelling and screaming and quoting Scripture. I then usually kick the shit out of them for good measure. Are some people so hypocritical that they clearly disobey Scripture just minutes after Church ends?

 

[jvett77]

Alrighty then, that wraps it up. I'm not listening to any more rumors. I like the Phillies winning lineup. All Amaro needs to do is buy a starter and a reliever, leave the winter meetings, get drunk, and go home.