Ummm...Hockey Forum

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

nice.

Anybody up for high sticking?

Let's have some fun - Give me your best shot right here....

like a Hockey related one-liner.

Annnnnnnnd... GO!

 

[dash]

She was just a goalie's daughter, but she's seen a ton of rubber through her crease...

 

[quoipourquoi]

I said, "Drop your gloves," not "Drop your face."

Hi, I'm quoipourquoi. :p

 

[Ghost In The Machine]

Heard your 5-hole is always wide open.

 

[dash]

Canadians favourite position is doggy-style. That way both participants can watch the hockey game.

 

[UTVolCountry]

Can I put my biscuit in your basket?

 

[quoipourquoi]

Heard your 5-hole is always wide open.

People used to tell me that I played goal like a two-dollar whore.

I'm sure the lovely lass above is more pricey than that.


...five dollars?

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Sweet! Case in point, the players AND fans are a rare breed - props to you guys who responded DURING a game!

OT now, there should be many more winners!

 

[naslundfan19]

I got nothing

 

[dare2be]

It's good to go to the box after a bit of roughing...

 

[SFNL]

Don't let her fool you... she actually knows our game, to a certain extent...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

The last girl that I was with liked to get poke checked in the crease.....

 

[quoipourquoi]

The last girl that I was with liked to get poke checked in the crease.....

I thank you to not talk about my wife on the boards.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

I got nothing

Ha... ummm... that totally works for me - Sportsfan, but a total chick - eyecandy never hurts!

Thanks!

Confession: I'm a rare one. I absolutely look past "asthetics" and get waaaaay engrossed in athletic ability... during a game and otherwise.
That is "uncommon", right? (all sports) *I really wanna know - is this the general consensus???? And for those who do not know me, I'm a TOTAL chick.

Case in point, (one of many): I did not cheer for Canada (even silently) bc Crosby was representing. (that's just stupid) In fact, didn't realize he was suppose to be such a hottie?! ... to have that effect on chicks to cheer against TEAM USA? Are u effin kidding me already?!?!

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Off topic: FUCK!!!! That was a rough ride....

(sorry, hands are full and no time to look for the Pens/Sens tripp OT thread)

$^*&@$#!^U#(!*#@&^#!$E!$ grrrrr.... My cue for a red beer, almost forgot. dammit.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Ha... ummm... that totally works for me - Sportsfan, but a total chick - eyecandy never hurts!

Thanks!

Confession: I'm a rare one. I absolutely look past "asthetics" and get waaaaay engrossed in athletic ability... during a game and otherwise.
That is "uncommon", right? (all sports) *I really wanna know - is this the general consensus???? And for those who do not know me, I'm a TOTAL chick.

Case in point, (one of many): I did not cheer for Canada (even silently) bc Crosby was representing. (that's just stupid) In fact, didn't realize he was suppose to be such a hottie?! ... to have that effect on chicks to cheer against TEAM USA? Are u effin kidding me already?!?!

Exactly, how much have we had to drink tonight????

 

[elocomotive]

The winger penetrates deep into the zone but can't get any wood on it.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Exactly, how much have we had to drink tonight????

Zilch. No kidding. The regs here know. See thread above yours. You do know what a red beer is, right?

LOL Also, I just saw the Pens/Sens thread right after I made my rant here. Sorry, I am a lady, but my dirty words come out clean.
(to be honest, a lil pissy cuz I was so tied up and couldn't bury myself in the game) haha!

Brb, the beer is calling!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Zilch. No kidding. The regs here know. See thread above yours. You do know what a red beer is, right?

LOL Also, I just saw the Pens/Sens thread right after I made my rant here. Sorry, I am a lady, but my dirty words come out clean.
(to be honest, a lil pissy cuz I was so tied up and couldn't bury myself in the game) haha!

Brb, the beer is calling!

Unless you are referring to Killians, I have no idea what you are talking about...

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm confused...