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Tom Brady suffers hurt vagina during "practice" - out for season.

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Gonna be a good game.
 

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Fisher deserved to never have been given another head coaching job above the mighty might level in Pop Warner leagues.


I'm done with the guy and entire front office. It's crazy though.. These are the games his teams usually come out and look like Dr. Jekyl, but mostly are Mr. Hyde. Or do I have that backwards?


They beat the Broncos and Seawags the year they both were on the super bowl. Weird shit I tell ya
 

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I'm done with the guy and entire front office. It's crazy though.. These are the games his teams usually come out and look like Dr. Jekyl, but mostly are Mr. Hyde. Or do I have that backwards?


They beat the Broncos and Seawags the year they both were on the super bowl. Weird shit I tell ya

I think we have the Pack attack next
 

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Man I'm starting to get pissed off at Tom Brady. Won the SBOWL 3 times, most TDs in a season, married a hot piece of ass, goes to Supreme Court.. and NOW the guy has a Vagina too? "Oh no worries hot wife, goodbye, leave me.. I got my own vagina!" like WTF!?

Superman, Batman, Captain America, these guys are pathetic lined up to Tom Brady. I mean your own vagina as a guy is worth at least like $10,000.

AND it's damaged, which means everyone is going to be wearing pink in like a 500 mile radius of where Brady lives, he'll get the best medical care, and he can say whatever he wants with zero consequence.
 

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In other funny news:suds:

Rams signed Jeff Fisher to a two-year extension through 2018.

God help us. Fisher has not had a winning season since taking over as head coach in 2012 and, last we checked, still thinks Danny Woodhead plays for the Patriots. Why the Rams would extend their incompetent, cartoon character of a head coach instead of casting him aside is beyond our comprehension. Fisher is on the cusp of becoming the losingest coach in NFL history. Guess this means we won't be seeing Eric Dickerson at the L.A. Coliseum for the next couple of years.
 

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Man I'm starting to get pissed off at Tom Brady. Won the SBOWL 3 times, most TDs in a season, married a hot piece of ass, goes to Supreme Court.. and NOW the guy has a Vagina too? "Oh no worries hot wife, goodbye, leave me.. I got my own vagina!" like WTF!?

Superman, Batman, Captain America, these guys are pathetic lined up to Tom Brady. I mean your own vagina as a guy is worth at least like $10,000.

AND it's damaged, which means everyone is going to be wearing pink in like a 500 mile radius of where Brady lives, he'll get the best medical care, and he can say whatever he wants with zero consequence.

4 SB rings for Brady, just sayin.
 

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Except for this part...



Not that it will happen, but I wouldn't be shocked....


We are screwed now. Fish got his contract so that means he goes back to his laid back coaching style
 

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We are screwed now. Fish got his contract so that means he goes back to his laid back coaching style
As long as he continues to run trick plays and beat the Hawks routinely I'm good with it.
 

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I worry about the defense.

Both of them.


You should be worried. Rams have the Pats right where they want them


This is where we shine! Prevent D we got this!!
 

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How do you give a guy a 2 year extension after losing 4-5 in a row?


I tell ya... Our GM is going all in. Now it's an excuse to lose another year because we moved cities? I've moved cities.. And I had to perform. Wtf do u call this shit? Only a matter of time before these bosos get canned.

Pathetic product.


And I'm past melting down. It's beyond comical. Past insanity.
 

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Rams are about to be banned from my favs. The amount of losing and toleration for losing is not how I roll.


Fucking losers!!
 

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How do you give a guy a 2 year extension after losing 4-5 in a row?


I tell ya... Our GM is going all in. Now it's an excuse to lose another year because we moved cities? I've moved cities.. And I had to perform. Wtf do u call this shit? Only a matter of time before these bosos get canned.

Pathetic product.


And I'm past melting down. It's beyond comical. Past insanity.
Well at least they didn't hire the NFL coach with the 3rd, 2nd or 1st most losses. There is that
 

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welp I found out who @HammerDown came back reincarnated as.... The OP
 

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Rams are about to be banned from my favs. The amount of losing and toleration for losing is not how I roll.


Fucking losers!!
Just beat Seattle and all will be forgotten.
 
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