T'Official HNIC unintentional comedy thread

[mattola]

Sportsnet reporter trying to be cute by mimicking a Boston accent calling the Boston U team

BaHsten....... Like a sheep baaaa...... Um nice try.. You're not that pretty

 

[dash]

During the Saturday headlines in the 2nd intermission tonight, Elliotte Friedman reported that the Oilers core of RNH, Taylor Hall, Jordan Eberle, and Nail Yakupov will remain intact (none of them will be traded, says MacT).

/Stay the course, Edmonton, it's working so well.

 

[Comeds]

Don Cherry praised the Hamburger tonight

 

[Comeds]

Seriously is it time to end Coaches Corner? I've made fun of Cherry for years but always admitted he was entertaining. Its just repetition of how smart he says he is every week now.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sportsnet and Hockey Night in Canada Announce 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs First Round Broadcast Schedule - Sportsnet.ca

Romanuk does the Habs-Sens, Bob Cole does Pens-Rangers, and both all-Canadian matchups play on Friday instead of Saturday. Rogers, you are the fucking worst.

 

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Seriously is it time to end Coaches Corner? I've made fun of Cherry for years but always admitted he was entertaining. Its just repetition of how smart he says he is every week now.

It is time, comeds.

 

[mattola]

Go away don cherry. Just fu&king go away

 

[dash]

Go away don cherry. Just fu&king go away

Canucks used to be a bunch of jerks, Matty.

 

[Comeds]

Go away don cherry. Just fu&king go away

Well he did say he was going to have a special suit for the Jets first home game. Something to look forward too

 

[jstewismybastardson]

rogers might want to update their canned panoramic city bumpers

bc place has never looked better!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

who the fuck is running things there ? they go into the intermission segment with the above picture and later in the second intermission they use a city picture that is less dark ... as if it was taken at sunset ... which would have been 90 minutes prior

saw someone tweet this is what they used going into the 3rd

"Now, back to Vancouver for the start of the 3rd period..."

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

rogers might want to update their canned panoramic city bumpers

bc place has never looked better!

The stock footage they use of Toronto is missing some of the tallest buildings in the city that have been up for 2+ years. Like, there are TV copters in the sky every day just ask one to take some god damn shots.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So I haven't watched Cherry lately. He just called William Nylander "the little swede" and chastised them for not taking Nick Ritchie.

He's also praising McDavid.

I feel a lot better now.

 

[dash]

Grapes just called the Sedins "sweethearts"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hes your boy dash. Apparently this was sll willies fault

 

[dash]

Hes your boy dash. Apparently this was sll willies fault

The guy needs to go, jstew, he's just all noise and very little reason.

 

[DragonfromTO]

So I haven't watched Cherry lately. He just called William Nylander "the little swede" and chastised them for not taking Nick Ritchie.

He's also praising McDavid.

I feel a lot better now.

Nylander's first year AHL numbers look fantastic. If you take into account that he's still 18 they look even better. I'll bet Grapes said that he was going to get pushed around down there and wouldn't do anything.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Nylander's first year AHL numbers look fantastic. If you take into account that he's still 18 they look even better. I'll bet Grapes said that he was going to get pushed around down there and wouldn't do anything.

18-Year Old AHL Players - RegularSeasonStats

Basically he's putting up per game numbers similar to what Patrice Bergeron did in the lockout year, only he's a year younger and without the benefit of a year of NHL experience

 

[dash]

Grapes just called Jack Eichel a great defenseman...

 

[puckhead]

Glenn Healy just said that Weise was traded for CAMERON Diaz. So that happened.