T'Official HNIC unintentional comedy thread

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Another gem from last Saturday night - Healy said the Senators are a better team when Jason Spezza is out of the lineup.

/Loud noises.

 

[Comeds]

I might be awful and I don't mean it but whenever I see a commercial for Hockey Night in Punjabi the first thing I think is that it's an SNL bit.

lol, not sure how to make smaller

 

[jstewismybastardson]

not sure how to make smaller

thats what she didnt say

 

[mattola]

cbcsports quote from hnic panel "only thing worse than buffalo is KISS" gene simmons must be happy with that fail from CBC again

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Apparently Brian Kilrea wasn't at fault for Ranger getting injured this week. Thanks Grapes for letting us know.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Apparently Brian Kilrea wasn't at fault for Ranger getting injured this week. Thanks Grapes for letting us know.

Did I hear him wrong or did he also mistakenly call Mike McLeod "Matt" when he showed his picture and said he was gonna go #1 in the OHL draft? Matt's his older brother who's going to Canisius next year. And Mike's not going #1 in the draft, either Jakob Chychrun or Adam Mascherin is. Of course Chychrun was injured and didn't play in the OHL Cup and Mascherin's team didn't make the final so Grapes didn't have a picture with either of them handy to flash and pump their tires.

 

[puckhead]

@blogesalming 28h
Haha...Healy just called Corsi and Fenwick "garbage" and then used Phaneuf's eyes as a window into why the Leafs have been playing so bad.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

@blogesalming 28h
Haha...Healy just called Corsi and Fenwick "garbage" and then used Phaneuf's eyes as a window into why the Leafs have been playing so bad.

Glenn has to say something between sobs as he sinks deeper and deeper into depression with each passing Leafs loss.

 

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Why the hell are we discussing Blue Jays baseball during Coach's Corner?

 

[higgyfan4]

Why the hell are we discussing Blue Jays baseball during Coach's Corner?

You've been matolla'ed...

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/4756918-post33.html

 

[blindbaby]

Why the hell are we discussing Blue Jays baseball during Coach's Corner?

Because Cherry is a senile old wind-bag who doesn't have the foresight to figure out that nobody really cares about some trivial, non-important, nothingness that occurred in a ball game that he deemed "a great character" moment in sports.


/sorry for the run on sentence.

 

[dash]

You've been matolla'ed...

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/4756918-post33.html

I need some scotch (lol)

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Why the hell are we discussing Blue Jays baseball during Coach's Corner?

Because it's apparently the closest thing to hockey despite being completely and totally different?

But it has honoUr!! What's that? Dozens of prominent players have been suspended for PEDs. HONOURABLE I TELLS YA!!

 

[Comeds]

When a defensemen runs around you stroke them off.
Anyone else really think Don is slipping?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

When a defensemen runs around you stroke them off.
Anyone else really think Don is slipping?

I thought I misheard that. Apparently not.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Because Cherry is a senile old wind-bag who doesn't have the foresight to figure out that nobody really cares about some trivial, non-important, nothingness that occurred in a ball game that he deemed "a great character" moment in sports.


/sorry for the run on sentence.

Not only was it a totally meaningless event that he was describing, but holy shit did it ever take him a long time to (not even) get the story out

 

[Comeds]

Not only was it a totally meaningless event that he was describing, but holy shit did it ever take him a long time to (not even) get the story out

That's why they showed the great video.

 

[mattola]

Why the hell are we discussing Blue Jays baseball during Coach's Corner?

YKNOW BECAUSE ITS THE CLOSEST THING TO THE NHL EH

that was one bad CC

 

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aw shucks Ronnie and Grapes blaming the 10 game suspension on Clarkson for the demise of the Leafs. Uh fellas, losing 8 straight without getting a single solitary point is the reason the Leafs will miss the dance.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

aw shucks Ronnie and Grapes blaming the 10 game suspension on Clarkson for the demise of the Leafs. Uh fellas, losing 8 straight without getting a single solitary point is the reason the Leafs will miss the dance.

LOL

The Loafs had a really good record during Wendel's, I mean Clarkson's, suspension.

I believe they went 7-3 in those first ten games.