T'Official HNIC unintentional comedy thread

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Sounds like cherry and aweshucks ronnie have come to the conclusion that the pens shouldnt put malkin or fleury back in the lineup when healthy

Maybe this helps explain it jstew...

On the Edmonton Oilers’ 2015-16 playoff hopes:
“Fantastic. I think for sure playoffs. I tell you who’s going to be lights-out this year is Jordan Eberle and Taylor Hall.


“They went over to the World Championship and played with Crosby, which is similar to Messier and Gretzky. Not that they needed any encouragement but those two Oilers flanked Mario Lemieux at the crucial moment of the Canada Cup in ’87. Now you have two Oilers flanking Sid to a gold. You watch Eberle take off. He’s already been great in international hockey, but I think this is going to be his year, Taylor Hall’s year.


“And Connor McDavid and Darnell Nurse will fit in. Gimme a glass of wine or a beer, and I think in two years they win the Cup. That may be a little eager, but I don’t think more than four.

Ron MacLean: Oilers will win Cup in 2-4 years - Sportsnet.ca

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Gimme a glass of wine or a beer, and I think in two years they win the Cup. That may be a little eager, but I don’t think more than four.

He had more than 4 here

 

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Well, that's enough of Paul Romanek, back to the Wild - Stars series.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is it just me or is Rogers only using their own crews on, like, 3 series? Feel like in years past they would use their own people on all but a series or 2.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sportsnet employs so many intelligent gents

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So it just dawned on me that SN isn't using NBC's broadcasts and apparently it's because NBC is using Ray and the other TSN guys?

MSG is bloody intolerable.

 

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Cherry needs to retire, this is pathetic tv. Keep on blaming the victim, eh Grapes? You are a senile old man.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Cherry needs to retire, this is pathetic.

My post probably belongs in this thread lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And now we have commercials advertising the draft lottery

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Cherry needs to retire, this is pathetic tv. Keep on blaming the victim, eh Grapes? You are a senile old man.

I missed it dash, what happened?

 

[dash]

I missed it dash, what happened?

Cherry was blaming Orlov for the way he went into the boards on the Bellemare hit.

 

[mattola]

Cherry was blaming Orlov for the way he went into the boards on the Bellemare hit.

Cmon dash, don't you know he was coach of the year.... Once..... He knows

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I loved it when Nick Kypreos said it was OK for Drew Doughty to be cocky and give bulletin board to the Sharks because "he's THAT good!!".

That didn't make me want to beat him with long-handled shovel.

It was also particularly great journalism when Kipper stated that Doughty is "..up here and everybody else is down here!!"



At no point in that segment did I want to fire a harpoon through his chest.


On a side note: when did all the dumb fucking muppet TV folk decide that all-time player rankings go:

1. Gretz
2. Orr
3. Droooooo








4. Mario

???

The guy has no points in these playoffs and is a -3. GOAT!!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I mean, just between guys in the same series as him:



Drew's a very, very good defenceman. One of the best in the league without a doubt. But come on.

 

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I loved it when Nick Kypreos said it was OK for Drew Doughty to be cocky and give bulletin board to the Sharks because "he's THAT good!!".

That didn't make me want to beat him with long-handled shovel.

It was also particularly great journalism when Kipper stated that Doughty is "..up here and everybody else is down here!!"

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At no point in that segment did I want to fire a harpoon through his chest.

On a side note: when did all the dumb fucking muppet TV folk decide that all-time player rankings go:

1. Gretz
2. Orr
3. Droooooo








4. Mario

???

The guy has no points in these playoffs and is a -3. GOAT!!!

Why would Drew want to ride a girl's bike?

 

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Coach's Corner: Oilers need a guy like Kevin Bieksa - Sportsnet.ca

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lol. Id think bob murray would gladly let the coil have bieksa at this point. Ducks might loseone of the young rfa dmen because of that signing

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Lol. Id think bob murray would gladly let the coil have bieksa at this point. Ducks might loseone of the young rfa dmen because of that signing

Vatanen is going to look great in a Leafs sweater.

 

[puckhead]

TSN, close enough

 

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Sportsnet/CBC cuts to commercial just as the Preds score. Keep up the good work fellas.