tOfficial CFB Message Board Liars Thread

[nddulac]

BS.

I will buy you a case of beer if you can show me where I claimed to be a member of Mensa.

 

[HuskerOC]

I will buy you a case of beer if you can show me where I claimed to be a member of Mensa.

No beer needed.

Just being a douche Much like yourself.

 

[nddulac]

No beer needed. Just being a douche Much like yourself.

Well - it is the liars thread.

 

[MarkOU]

Nebraska hasn't won a conference title since the 90s.


Ooh shit this isn't the honesty thread. My bad.

 

[BoiseMike19]

Nebraska hasn't won a conference title since the 90s.


Ooh shit this isn't the honesty thread. My bad.

You mean I gotta come clean here? Shit, this could take a while.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

You mean I gotta come clean here? Shit, this could take a while.

I'm wearing pants

 

[BoiseMike19]

I'm wearing pants

Liar!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Liar!

how did you know

 

[BoiseMike19]

how did you know

I've mastered this reverse webcam thing. You need to clean that shit off the coffee table and those drapes......damn.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I've mastered this reverse webcam thing. You need to clean that white shit off the coffee table and wipe that shit off your nose......damn.

 

[BoiseMike19]

Looks like Scarfaces desk.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Looks like Scarfaces desk.

just used a gutter glitter gif in my 70k post on the doobs show thread you must be in my laptop too

 

[trojanfan12]

I've mastered this reverse webcam thing. You need to clean that shit off the coffee table and those drapes......damn.

If I had the reverse webcam thing mastered, no way in hell would I use to see what @clarkson23devils is doing. I'd be afraid of what I might see that I could never unsee.

 

[Texas Jefe]

I've mastered this reverse webcam thing. You need to clean that shit off the coffee table and those drapes......damn.

On conference video calls with home office over the years, I always had this little fear in the back of my mind...can they see me? Should I not be drinking beer in my underwear while participating in the corporate circle jerk?

 

[Shanemansj13]

Lol. Did your mommy pat you on the back after writing that?

 

[HammerDown]

I would have thought this thread was headed for the toilet bowl...

It was. Then we kicked Brasky out.

 

[HammerDown]

How has it backfired? Everything I've posted as fact has been backed up with links. Eat it.

I can help that it chafes your vag.

It is threads like this that make me count the minutes til the season kicks off.

And frankly, it's been so fun I don't even care if @TigerBait1971 drags his sorry drunk ass back here or not.

 

[7Samurai13]

It is threads like this that make me count the minutes til the season kicks off.

And frankly, it's been so fun I don't even care if @TigerBait1971 drags his sorry drunk ass back here or not.

But are you willing to allow theauthority back? That is the true test because that would make this place HAWT!!!!

 

[HammerDown]

But are you willing to allow theauthority back? That is the true test because that would make this place HAWT!!!!

The Authority is all mouth. Literally zero entertainment value. Just because he spews shit doesn't mean he's fun. He's so completely dumb and talentless he's not even qualified for The Toilet Bowl.

 

[7Samurai13]

The Authority is all mouth. Literally zero entertainment value. Just because he spews shit doesn't mean he's fun. He's so completely dumb and talentless he's not even qualified for The Toilet Bowl.

The entertaining part would be seeing him get destroyed and butt hurt.