tOfficial B1G championship game week thread. Huskers v Wisky

[Jack_John_Mark]

I'm working on this technology that allows for us to appear in places physically as a hologram......

So for instance, I could buy tickets to the game in Indy, and maybe I can't afford to make it to the game............

Well, instead I'll show up as my hologram. I'll sit right here in my living room, but whatever actions I do here, my hologram will do in its seat at the game. It will yell, get in fights, pee on people, drink copious amounts of beer, grab girl's asses, etc..

I think this will be a big hit!

 

[oaknightshockey1]

I'm working on this technology that allows for us to appear in places physically as a hologram......

So for instance, I could buy tickets to the game in Indy, and maybe I can't afford to make it to the game............

Well, instead I'll show up as my hologram. I'll sit right here in my living room, but whatever actions I do here, my hologram will do in its seat at the game. It will yell, get in fights, pee on people, drink copious amounts of beer, grab girl's asses, etc..

I think this will be a big hit!

and when "you" get arrested...you just pull the plug

 

[oaknightshockey1]

its like the matrix

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

This is going to be fuckin awesome!

Imagine thee possibilities.............my hologram sneaking into the women's volleyball locker room en sech........

 

[oaknightshockey1]

This is going to be fuckin awesome!

Imagine thee possibilities.............my hologram sneaking into the women's volleyball locker room en sech........

wait...you didn't do that when you worked at the AD??

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I thought about it so many times........

I used to go over to Mable Lee and shoot hoops up in the basketball courts in that building, and I realized that the volleyball girls were over there practicing too.........and they had their own locker room over thar........

And that's when I started to dream about walking into that locker room.....

 

[oaknightshockey1]

"towel boy...towel boy coming in...give me your dirty towels..."

 

[NE1tm2nv]

Anybody know how ta get from lincoln to that thar stadium in 4 hours or less?

Fly, jump and parachute....

 

[corn train]

NU - W's

Avg. Natl. Conf. Avg. Natl. Conf.
Rushing offense 252.17 8 1 -212.67 23 4
Passing offense 208.75 88 5 -167.75 108 11
Pass efficiency 146.40 33 1 -134.11 61 4
Total offense 460.92 26 1 -380.42 84 8
Scoring offense 35.42 29 2 -27.50 72 8
Rushing defense 166.17 73 8 -111.33 12 2
Pass defense 152.17 1 1 -196.58 24 6
Pass eff. defense 93.80 2 1 -114.49 23 4
Total defense 318.33 15 4 -307.92 11 2
Scoring defense 22.58 31 5 -18.08 17 2
Net punting 36.06 80 9 -36.48 t-67 t-5
Punt returns 9.68 49 3 -8.91 62 5
Kickoff returns 21.28 64 6 -23.05 41 1
Turnover margin -0.67 t-100 t-10 -0.08 57 6
Sacks 2.42 32 3 2.08 -t-50 t-5
Tackles for loss 5.83 61 4 -5.50 t-68 t-7
Sacks allowed 2.00 68 9 -2.25 82 10
Schedule strength 0.60869565 12 2 -0.56140351 28 5

 

[corn train]

Moved up to 13 in Coaches Poll, Skeet Skeet

 

[HuskerPower52]

Was anyone else watching the ND game lastnigt and thinking this is the Number one team in the nation? I was kinda hoping they would lose so we would play them. That goal line stand was impressive tho

 

[chucksker]

exactly!! they deserve their ranking simply because they are the only undefeated team...but they are without a doubt, NOT the BEST team in the nation.

i think they will get embarrassed by Alabama/Georgia

 

[Red_Alert]

Moved up to 13 in Coaches Poll, Skeet Skeet

Fucking FSU only fell to #12.

They were way over rated at #5

 

[corn train]

I thought exactly the same thing, they have no bisuiness being ahead of any 2 loss team, they played like total shit, like 7 turnovers, the score should have been allot worse

Jumbo Gump can go pump his sunshine shit right up his ass

 

[Red_Alert]

ACC got clown stomped by SEC yesterday.

Florida over FSU 37-26
S Carolina over Clemson 27-17
Georgia over Ga Tech 42-10
Vandy over Wake Forest 55-21

 

[Driaz]

LOL @ ForkEm getting mad at you guys for using analysis to break down this matchup.....

 

[Red_Alert]

LOL @ ForkEm getting mad at you guys for using analysis to break down this matchup.....

What analysis? The info was Game-Trax and NCAA.com #'s. He analyzed it himself and got mad. I can't help it if he doesn't like what he saw.

I haven't begun to break down (analyze) this matchup.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I was referring to RA pretending like putting the ball on the ground has nothing to do with how good you are. How can you act like it isn't going to matter when you do it every single game? "It was a close game BUT." BUT? You have a turnover problem that hasn't been solved yet. I don't even think Wisconsin is going to win. I just don't understand how you and Smart can write up 2 pages worth of bullshit and both think you're making sense.

 

[Driaz]

What analysis? The info was Game-Trax and NCAA.com #'s. He analyzed it himself and got mad. I can't help it if he doesn't like what he saw.

I haven't begun to break down (analyze) this matchup.

True......

The betting line opened Huskers -2.5 and O/U 48.....

I think that will move to -4 or 5.....

 

[Driaz]

I was referring to RA pretending like putting the ball on the ground has nothing to do with how good you are. How can you act like it isn't going to matter when you do it every single game? "It was a close game BUT." BUT? You have a turnover problem that hasn't been solved yet. I don't even think Wisconsin is going to win. I just don't understand how you and Smart can write up 2 pages worth of bullshit and both think you're making sense.

RA always spots the opposing team points because of our turnover problems.....