tOfficial Annual texico countdown to bowl eligibility thread

[tnapucco]

Au contraire mon frère...

This thread will compel the unthinkable to become thunk!

 

[tnapucco]

Let's not have a texico game thread today, ok guise?

Let's just keep it in here with hope that texico is going to really breakthrough today and get that all-important 4th win.

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[tnapucco]

 

[B_dub]

 

[Inquisitor95]

Someone's supercomputer been working overtime crunching the new numbers.

 

[tnapucco]

Well, when you have only 6 data points to be measured, you don't need a shotgun.....a slingshot will suffice.

 

[Texas Jefe]

oh Lawd, I hate countdowns

 

[tnapucco]

Two. Two measly wins. Doth thou hast thine equitable amounts of testicular fortitude to conquer such a task ye horns of dongishness?

...and who is that big ugly bitch talking about hurting Patrick Mahomes?

 

[tabascojet]

txtech by 7 tds.........

 

[Phantom]

txtech by 7 tds.........

7? That's it????? I'm thinking more like 12. Somewhere around 1500 yards of total offense for Tech.

 

[Inquisitor95]

They are working overtime to crunch the new numbers.

But there's a bit of a problem.

 

[B_dub]

After hours of algorithms an 2 minutes of using a calculator, We have finally arrived at a number you will probably never see Texas football associated with ever again:

 

[tnapucco]

 

[tnapucco]

WE'RE ALMOST THERE GUISE!

OMGZ I CAN'T EVEN!

 

[Inquisitor95]

WE'RE ALMOST THERE GUISE!

OMGZ I CAN'T EVEN!

Good thing we're not doing a countdown to OU winning a CFP game.

Think making it to the last digit of pi would be easier.

 

[B_dub]

Good thing we're not doing a countdown to OU winning a CFP game.

Think making it to the last digit of pi would be easier.

Fuck you! Now I want some pie.

 

[tnapucco]

Good thing we're not doing a countdown to OU winning a CFP game.

Think making it to the last digit of pi would be easier.

I was gonna do a countdown to the next texico conference champeenship...but I'm too old and have nobody to delegate to.

 

[tnapucco]

All precincts haven't reported in yet. Two Oddstin precincts and one in Lawrence, KS are yet to report.

We will update you as soon as any pertinent news breaks.

 

[tnapucco]

Being a Sooner, you know damn well how bad the whole Big 12 sucks this year. So, the rusty cows just have to suck less than three of the suckees that remain to become suck bowl eligible.

The WHOLE Big 12? You sure about that?

IF you say yes then you are cognizant that a two loss season most certainly IS defined as a sucky year for OU.

Having well-affirmed knowledge that a team that has lost 2 of many games would consider it's season an utter failure would logically lead to the fact that the team in question must dominate the great majority of competition they face.

So, your little backhanded comment was actually a compliment when you sit and think about it.

Thanks.

Pussy.