Let me look into my vintage 1997 Crystal Ball.....Wait - WTF AM I DOING
No i just saw the whole giving people shit and i know his skin is thick enough to take a joke![]()
Gotcha. Wasnt sure where that one was goinI tagged @Winged_Wheel88 becauae it is a dude trapped in a birds body that thinks it's a girl but still pretty cool and would find that gif funny
So i walk into my sons room this morning, and i find he had snuck an entire block of mozzarella cheese into his room. I look down at his train table and there is a block of cheese eaten half way like a kid taking bites out of an ice cream cone.... Guess when i was changing his little brother he didnt feel like waiting when he said "white cheese" and i said wait a minute im busy... (i thought he wanted string cheese, which he later brought me to open for him)
I know the feeling. Yesterday i was so sleep deprived i felt drunk by mid day. My youngest kept me up til 4 got out of bed at 730 drove to sid dillon in lincoln and bought a van i by later that night i was having trouble keeping up with my daughters spelling test words when we were practicing for todays test. (they are 3 and 4 letter words lmao)I'm half asleep this morning and my 5 year old wants to write his grandpa a birthday card and asks me how to spell his name. So I tell him. He writes his name and my wife calls me weird because I didn't tell him to write grandpa on the card.
I take it you were the kid?I'm offended
I take it you were the kid?
Not exactly what I had in mind when I said give someone shit. Sorry, my bad.
Nice car, who's your boyfriend?Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue.
Screw all of you!
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Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue.
Screw all of you!
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