The Official 10000 posts for a Husker Conference Championship Thread

[iruletheskool]

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LEL 2 jjm being 12

Sir, there are only 2 foods that I do not consume.......

These foods are broccoli and mayonaise. The reason I do not eat either of those 2 items is because they come from the ass of Satan.

Yes, you heard that right. Satan shits these 2 items out on a daily basis. They are nasty ass worthless poop flavored things that no living being should ever consume. I wouldn't even feed broccoli to my dog.

I don't have a dog.....but if I did, I wouldn't even let him eat broccoli.

 

[iruletheskool]

ye aint never had steamed broccoli then.. its pretty goo fer sides en sech

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

The only way I've ever really eaten broccoli is steamed....

It tastes like manure mixed with snot. Shit is sooo nasty

 

[Red_Alert]

I'd rather have broccoli raw than cooked. If raw I need some kind of dip.

What I despise is brussel sprouts. They's nasty.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Nevermind......

There are 3 things that I don't eat. Broccoli, mayonaise, and brussel sprouts.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

No.......but one time when I was younger I was taking a piss and I decided to force out a fart.....

To my surprise a fart is not what came out.

 

[Red_Alert]

My mother grew brussel sprouts in the garden when I was a kid, so I had to choke about 5 of those things down once a week through the summer months. I had to literally hold my breath while eating them.

 

[popeyecv64]

everyday occurance fer me maaaan !!

 

[popeyecv64]

brussel sprouts --broccoli and calf nads in cheese sause is a great viddle now

 

[popeyecv64]

I'd rather have broccoli raw than cooked. If raw I need some kind of dip.

What I despise is brussel sprouts. They's nasty.

how about wild asparagas ---while you are shrooooomin sir ??

 

[Exorbitant]

Come to think of it, one night a few months ago I woke up to something liquified squirting out my ass. I sure hope it doesn't happen again because that was messy! I must have had a bug or something.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

No.......but one time when I was younger I was taking a piss and I decided to force out a fart.....

To my surprise a fart is not what came out.

This was supposed to be in response to HP's thread about pooking

 

[iruletheskool]

Youre cool jjm, that thread got moved in here

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Yes, I am pretty cool

 

[iruletheskool]

I agree, en sech

 

[iruletheskool]

Mornin

 

[iruletheskool]

Lel still at jjm not knowin how to cook

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

lel to stool being a vegetarian en all

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I'm practically a dadburned gourmet chef en sech....

I just don't have time to cook anymore. Wake up at 5:30 every dee and come home at 9 every night