The Mascot bracket from the network we don't speak of....

[Droopdog51]

Mascot Madness bracket: Picking college football's toughest live animal

So, I checked out the Live Animal Mascot bracket they put up over at SeeB.S.

That's exactly what it is B.S

The eventual mythical champion I'm ok with. Even if dear Reveille was knock out in the first round.

• How the hell does a will pig (Tusk) beat out Mike the Tiger? Wild pigs are freaking road kill and Mike is a tiger.
• Tuffy the Husky beats out Bevo then War Eagle. Bevo should have been in the finals with Ralphie. I may hate t.u. with everything I have, but a 1500 lb. animal with a rack like that can't lose to one of the snow dogs.
• Tuffy is the only dog to make it out of the first round. War Eagle beats out Uga but can't beat out a sled dog?
• The Air Force Falcon loses to a goat? One can fly at over 100 mph and one is a garbage disposal?

Slow time of the year for college football talk. Looking for anything to get a conversation going.

 

[The Derski]

Wild pigs are hardy as fuck and can basically live anywhere eating their own shit while destroying the land. that s why you can basically shoot as many of them as you want.

 

[ElTexan]

BEVO would stomp Tuffy's face through his ass.

 

[The Derski]

For what its worth though I cant see anything (that's an animal) defeating a bear. even tigers.

 

[Droopdog51]

For what its worth though I cant see anything (that's an animal) defeating a bear. even tigers.

Don't know about that. Hell a bear couldn't even kill Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

[Droopdog51]

Wild pigs are hardy as fuck and can basically live anywhere eating their own shit while destroying the land. that s why you can basically shoot as many of them as you want.

My ole dodge truck has taken out 3 of them.

 

[The Derski]

Don't know about that. Hell a bear couldn't even kill Leonardo DiCaprio.

well leo is an exception. no one fucks with leo

 

[Innermind]

Don't know about that. Hell a bear couldn't even kill Leonardo DiCaprio.

Former Canadian rugby player Glenn Ennis portrayed the special-fx blue bear in The Revenant. He did a helluva job... the bear attack scene was awesome.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

What?! No Biff and Bernie the Wolverines?

Biff, the Michigan Wolverine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[B_dub]

Former Canadian rugby player Glenn Ennis portrayed the special-fx blue bear in The Revenant. He did a helluva job... the bear attack scene was awesome.

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That may be one of the most intense scenes I've seen in the theater ever. Heard several people gasp when that all went down. Great movie.

 

[Ojb81]

For what its worth though I cant see anything (that's an animal) defeating a bear. even tigers.

Hippopotamus

 

[7Samurai13]

Hippopotamus

Especially the hungry, hungry ones.



I'll leave now.

 

[Droopdog51]

What?! No Biff and Bernie the Wolverines?

Biff, the Michigan Wolverine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Thought the wolverine was name C. Thomas