The Daily "Predict Lloyd's Post-Game Quotes" Thread

[cezero]

This is for predictions only.

A mixture of Captain Obvious quotes and brain dead moronic fantasies is expected.

 

[cezero]

"Felix just had an off day like any pitcher can have"

"I felt like my guys put together some nice at bats today"

"We play to win, make no mistake about that"

 

[Anointed One]

"Team played hard today. Felix didn't pitch that badly - the Red Sox were just in a zone. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap to the other team for hitting difficult pitches."

 

[NWinAZ]

"We were jut playing against a higher power with Boston rallying around their skipper".

 

[cezero]

"We were jut playing against a higher power with Boston rallying around their skipper".

will do a daily winner emote for this

pretty sure you got it in the bag for today

 

[seahawksfan234]

Not a fan of a manager throwing his players under the bus, but this two game stretch is ridiculously pathetic and these guys deserve to be roasted.

 

[SeattleCoug]

I will go with old reliable. "That's baseball"

 

[cezero]

I will go with old reliable. "That's baseball"

And he'll say it with this look on his face:

 

[Anointed One]

“There’s not much you can say,” Mariners manager Lloyd McClendon said. “We got our butts kicked. The only silver lining was we scored 10 runs and the offense came alive and kept battling and there were no injuries.”

But two straight games like that?

“I think it’s just an aberration,” McClendon said. “We’ve pitched pretty darn good. It was just unfortunate this happened.”

“He just had a clunker,” McClendon said. “It was a bad outing.”

There you go...

 

[cezero]

"We've pitched pretty darn good"

11th in the AL in pitching.

Good ol' Lloyd

 

[AceKeptic]

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, AND WE LET 'EM OFF THE HOOK!!

What he SHOULD have said.

 

[seahawksfan234]

"We've pitched pretty darn good"

11th in the AL in pitching.

Good ol' Lloyd

Did he actually fucking say that? Hahahaha

 

[cezero]

sunday, 8/16
if a loss: "our bullpen was taxed" and "i think this boston team has been underperforming and now they're really showing what they're capable of".

if a win: "like i always say, we go out to win every game" and "i'm proud of how hard my guys try, they play their hearts out".

 

[cezero]

"We put togerther some really great at bats today, but Hamels was bound to figure out how to pitch to American League eventually, and we just ran into a buzzsaw".

 

[Anointed One]

Why didn't Miller bunt to move Jackson to 2nd?

 

[cezero]

pretty sure lloyd won't say that

 

[Anointed One]

pretty sure lloyd won't say that

LOL...

 

[Tapey]

"You mean we are suppose to try and win games?"

 

[AceKeptic]

"You mean we are suppose to try and win games?"

Perfection! Including his forgetting that it's "we are supposeD".

"How do we won game?"

 

[PolarVortex]

Here is the latest from Jack Z:

“I think when you start to piece it together, there are things we need to do going forward, but I do think that there are some really solid pieces there.”

Sounds alot like the same shit we heard in 2010 after the promises of the 2009 season did not carry over as expected.