"Texas Fans Appear To Be Throwing Cards On The Field"

[tnapucco]

Apparently there were a great number of aspiring defensive coordinators there today that thought dropping their business cards might get them a bite.

 

[GoldRusher]

How many booster dicks does Herman have to suck after this?

Id guess bout.....51

 

[lilchi721]

I think it was those paper fans they give the fans on warm days that people threw onto the field.

 

[FakeBelieve]

1st post here

Nice to see Texas keeping up the new tradition

It must be really hard to recruit the talent needed to beat Maryland being Texas in Texas.

 

[olympicoscar]

Really bad way to open the season. More disappointing than I could even imagine. This was one I definitely had in the win column.

 

[starbigd]

Those weren't cards

They were our hopes and dreams for the season

 

[Sgt Brutus]

1st post here

Nice to see Texas keeping up the new tradition

It must be really hard to recruit the talent needed to beat Maryland being Texas in Texas.

Welcome to the hoop

 

[fordman84]

Those weren't cards

They were our hopes and dreams for the season

Can't be, they weren't up in flames.

 

[tnapucco]

Well we know it wasnt those "ONE FREE ZINFANDEL SPRITZER" coupons they hand out. Those dongers LOVE their white wine spritzers.

 

[DetroitDevil]

Congrats to one of the shittiest teams in the B1G... Texas wake up.... this is almost as bad as losing to Appalachian State