MLB Daily Thread: Rocks All Star week Gala event thread for the masses

[Used 2 B Hu]

HI Hu,

The Fraudkees eat shit.

Love,
Blade

Thanks man, you always know how to cheer me up

 

[PolarVortex]

Michael Conforto > Aaronny Judge

"AAA-Ronnn-IIIEEEE. Oh.MY.Gawd. Look! It's Aaronny!

Practically the entire Fraudkee roster makes the Allstar team but it takes Robbie Cano to take down the NL. Pathetic.

 

[PolarVortex]

50-year-old grown men wearing gray wigs to honor their Aaronny. Can Fraudkee fans get any gayer?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Practically the entire Fraudkee roster makes the Allstar team but it takes Robbie Cano to take down the NL. Pathetic.

Nah, but he's a loser...because playoff appearances

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

50-year-old grown men wearing gray wigs to honor their Aaronny. Can Fraudkee fans get any gayer?

Yeah, even my kids were all "that's the lamest thing ever...they're grown men"

 

[redseat]

Hay, are you guys talking about exciting young Mets players?

No?

Just checking...

no idea who that would be

Let me know if you find any

Don't they have an up and coming shortstop?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, even my kids were all "that's the lamest thing ever...they're grown men"

Yep. It's like the superfan football fans. If you're a grown man and you're wearing what could be considered a costume in public to support your team, you really need to evaluate your life.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Don't they have an up and coming shortstop?

Uhhh, we might...I stopped caring

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yep. It's like the superfan football fans. If you're a grown man and you're wearing what could be considered a costume in public to support your team, you really need to evaluate your life.

It's cool for kids, no problem there. But there's a whole section of fans at every home game, wearing robes and wigs, holding inflatable gavels, and they're usually average age 26

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

there's a whole section of fans at every home game, wearing robes and wigs, holding inflatable gavels, and they're usually average age 26

I suppose it depends what their motives are. If they're trying to keep their dicks bone dry, they're probably on the right track.

 

[redseat]

Uhhh, we might...I stopped caring

alves or something like that. Right?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I suppose it depends what their motives are. If they're trying to keep their dicks bone dry, they're probably on the right track.

Oh no, I'm sure it makes them quite popular with the ladies:

In fact, some of them actually ARE ladies:

At least in this shot, there are a couple of kids:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

alves or something like that. Right?

Amed Rosario.

NOT A MUSLIM!!!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh no, I'm sure it makes them quite popular with the ladies:

In fact, some of them actually ARE ladies:

At least in this shot, there are a couple of kids:

I'm going to buy some tix to that section and go dressed up as a Chimpanzee/Beaver/Herman Munster hybrid. Then I'm going to finger bang those two chicks during the seventh inning stretch.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm going to buy some tix to that section and go dressed up as a Chimpanzee/Beaver/Herman Munster hybrid. Then I'm going to finger bang those two chicks during the seventh inning stretch.

Sounds like a plan.

You need a Winger?

 

[redseat]

Amed Rosario.

NOT A MUSLIM!!!

Rosario there we go, I was close

 

[cerealboi]

Oh no, I'm sure it makes them quite popular with the ladies:

In fact, some of them actually ARE ladies:

At least in this shot, there are a couple of kids:

It's nice to see something good happening for the Yankees at long last. I mean over 100 years of failure and finally they have some rising stars to give them hope for the future. Poor Yankee fans have suffered so long they certainly deserve some sunshine.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sounds like a plan.

You need a Winger?

Hell yes!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hell yes!

Cool, I'm in. And remember, I'll take the fat one

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It's nice to see something good happening for the Yankees at long last. I mean over 100 years of failure and finally they have some rising stars to give them hope for the future. Poor Yankee fans have suffered so long they certainly deserve some sunshine.

Plus, those nation-leading asthma rates in the SoBro. About time something good happened for those folks.