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Real reason JJ Watt Got back to being healthy

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Tonight on the ESPYs red carpet, Hannah Storm was set to interview J.J. Watt alongside Lindsey Vonn. Storm’s first question was to ask Watt how he was able to play up to his historic standard last season despite suffering a handful of injuries. “I have a very good training staff and great teammates,” he droned. “That’s what it all comes down to.”

The interview would have continued down this perfectly unremarkable path, but Vonn—with a devilish smile—butted her way in to make everyone at ESPN far more uncomfortable than they would ever like to be during the ESPYs red carpet: “And lots of massages,” she said. “In the groin era.”

In any event, I think we now understand why she and Tiger Woods got along so swimmingly.

http://deadspin.com/lindsey-vonn-jokes-on-espys-red-carpet-that-she-masturb-1783630103
 

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No one read this?
 

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Women just constantly have to inflate and justify their self worth. /facepalm

If anything she's probably the reason he was playing injured. Vonn gets around like a record... wooo wooo

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The real reason JJ Watt is getting healthy is that he's afraid Jadeveon Clowney will take his job.
 

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Women just constantly have to inflate and justify their self worth. /facepalm

If anything she's probably the reason he was playing injured. Vonn gets around like a record... wooo wooo

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Sure... but men do that plenty too if not more so I don't see your point.
 

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Sure... but men do that plenty too if not more so I don't see your point.

Yah I dunno how many times I see a man jumping in when his GF/wife is being interviewed and start talking about sexing her up as a result of her playing a sport well...
 

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Yah I dunno how many times I see a man jumping in when his GF/wife is being interviewed and start talking about sexing her up as a result of her playing a sport well...

Yeah, I mean...Lindsey Vonn isn't accomplished at all :L
 

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The real reason JJ Watt is getting healthy is that he's afraid Jadeveon Clowney will take his job.

a completely unreasonable fear, if that were really true. clowney is just another guy out there.
 

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I think it's the toothpick sized logs he tackles that my wife could spit with a kitchen knife. Lol!

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JJ took Peyton's HGH from his wife.
 
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