PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

[8085sooner]

PornHub has offered Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly a date with an adult film star. The “offer" is good after he graduates in case of NCAA issues.


Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM's #NOLES pic.twitter.com/GJcFTHwmTh

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016


As far as sliding into DMs goes, this is fairly innocuous. Then again, Kelly should have known better given Khalifa’s history of releasing such communication to the public at large.

 

[8085sooner]

At first you don’t succeed…try, try again.

Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has made multiple attempts to “reach out” to pornhub star Mia Khalifa.

Khalifa — a huge fan of the Florida State Seminoles — tweeted out the exchange between Kelly and herself. Remember, her ‘Noles defeated Kelly’s Rebels during the opening week of this season.

Khalifa then trolled Kelly this past weekend after Ole Miss was narrowly defeated by Arkansas.

Fast-forward to Tuesday, and an entirely new can of worms was opened:

PornHub has offered Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly a date with an adult film star.

The “offer" is good after he graduates in case of NCAA issues. pic.twitter.com/arGESh35yo

— Dr. Saturday (@YahooDrSaturday) October 18, 2016

Corey Price — the Vice President of the company PornHub — sent Kelly this letter. It essentially makes fun of Kelly being unable to “entice” Khalifa.

As a result, the website vows to set Kelly up on a date with a pornhub star to “learn how to best pick up women.”

Thus far, Kelly hasn’t responded to the generous request.


“I’d like to officially offer you an opportunity to go on a date with a pornhub star and learn how to best pick up women. Think of Pornhub as your dating coach. We can arrange a lovely dinner date with one of our beautiful **** stars and she can show you the ropes. You can try various pickup lines on her, see which ones work, which ones fall flat. She can offer guidance and break down the X’s and O’s of dating so you’re best equipped for future situations.”

For those of you who didn’t see it, this was Kelly’s most recent attempt at hitting on Khalifa:

YO, @OleMissFB, come get your man pic.twitter.com/FHT2UgU2j0

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 15, 2016

 

[10HtownRebs]

Free pussy sounds like a deal to me

 

[broncosmitty]

You mean PronHub, right?

 

[broncosmitty]

Fuckin' nubiles...

 

[4down20]

What the fuck is DM?

 

[8085sooner]

Free pussy sounds like a deal to me

He would just fumble it away.

What the fuck is DM?

Direct Message

 

[CowboyB]

PornHub has offered Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly a date with an adult film star. The “offer" is good after he graduates in case of NCAA issues.


Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM's #NOLES pic.twitter.com/GJcFTHwmTh

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016


As far as sliding into DMs goes, this is fairly innocuous. Then again, Kelly should have known better given Khalifa’s history of releasing such communication to the public at large.

Wow!! Mia roasted him. I don't like that behavior. Fuck that bitch. I will no longer jack off to her videos.

 

[006]

Soooooo...... A pron site can put you on blast, but we can't have a game on playstation.

Thanks, Northwestern.

 

[10HtownRebs]

Wow!! Mia roasted him. I don't like that behavior. Fuck that bitch. I will no longer jack off to her videos.

Just turn your hand 180 degrees and hit Tia

 

[OregonDucks]

Funny.

 

[RegentDenali]

She sucks and fucks dicks on camera for a living. Nobody is out of her league. Even her pron star insanity doesn't buy her an excuse for believing otherwise.

 

[The Derski]

She's an ugly butterface that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

 

[lastfan]

She's more tits than titillating...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

She's more tits than titillating...

I stopped reading at FSU. Aren't they known for having crabs down their pants at FSU?

 

[Montecristo Jones]

She sucks and fucks dicks on camera for a living. Nobody is out of her league. Even her pron star insanity doesn't buy her an excuse for believing otherwise.

Well we live in a day and age where some guys have stooped beyond just paying for whores, but fawning over the tables scraps left over by 100 other guys like they're a gourmet dish.

I used to think that was a level of pure desperation only reserved for Norman Bates types or 13 year olds who've never seen a tit outside the internet, but unfortunately this it's now popular for grown men to degrade themselves like that, pitiful.

(Worse yet for the ones who somehow managed to have kids, and who's sons are going to grow up with a dad like that as a role model for their future love aspirations).

Nobody is out of her league

Actually considering the fact there are 30+ year old men on this forum still beating off to 00s Britney Spears upskirt photos in the NSFW section, I think there probably are guys who couldn't get laid in a Thailand Brothel with 10 million dollars cash in their pocket.

If even a whore is out of one's league, that says a lot about the guy in question. Cause his only chance in hell of getting laid at that point is getting forcibly raped by a 55 year old crazy cat lady who hasn't seen action down there since the Fall of Rome.

 

[lastfan]

I stopped reading at FSU. Aren't they known for having crabs down their pants at FSU?

Winston wasn't trying to steal the crabs, he was trying to enhance his penile print so he could attract some hos so he could fuck them right in the pussy.

 

[8085sooner]

Actually considering the fact there are 30+ year old men on this forum still beating off to 00s Britney Spears upskirt photos in the NSFW section, I think there probably are guys who couldn't get laid in a Thailand Brothel with 10 million dollars cash in their pocket.

If even a whore is out of one's league, that says a lot about the guy in question. Cause his only chance in hell of getting laid at that point is getting forcibly raped by a 55 year old crazy cat lady who hasn't seen action down there since the Fall of Rome.

She shutdown Chad Kelly, so that say's a lot about him. Damn, getting shutdown by a Hooker, that BOY has no game

 

[Rolltide94]

I stopped reading at FSU. Aren't they known for having crabs down their pants at FSU?

I suspect crabs might be the least of your worries with her.

 

[Tidergirl]

An sec starting qb trying to woo a **** star. WTF is his problem?? He is BMOC at Ole Miss... I'm sure he can do allright in the trim dep't. He does seem like a major dooshbag, so maybe he can't...