POLL: Why will Tom Brady play like shit in 2016?

[HammerDown]

Patriots fans and Brady knobberslockerers, let's get this settled now!

 

[Southieinnc]

He get's traded to San Diego?????

 

[Carnzo]

He get's traded to San Diego?????

Worse than that, Hammer's team, the Titans

 

[Carnzo]

Paging Rock Strongo, Mr Strongo.
He needs to get a job and start posting

 

[HammerDown]

Worse than that, Hammer's team, the Titans

That massive contract extension you just signed a has-been 40-year old worst-in-league QB to is so "club friendly" that any franchise would be delighted to take it on, right?

 

[HammerDown]

"Brandon LaFell single-handedly tarnished Brady's career!"

 

[Rex Racer]

Clearly the mean fans of other teams are just doing the bidding of ISIS which of course was created by the ineptitude of George Bush.

 

[tducey]

No talent on the team.

 

[chf]

I don't see the 'So Hammer can achieve orgasm finally' option.

 

[jarntt]

Worse than that, Hammer's team, the Titans

that's as of today, after the draft who knows which team he'll like...

 

[HammerDown]

No talent on the team.

That's the old standby.

"He needs receivers!"

"The OL is garbage!"

When they win?

"He carried the entire team upon his mighty shoulders!"

When they lose?

"He can't carry this team all alone!"

 

[HammerDown]

that's as of today, after the draft who knows which team he'll like...

If Jerry will place a call to Nashville and trade up to get Wentz, I'll like them a lot!

 

[jarntt]

If Jerry will place a call to Nashville and trade up to get Wentz, I'll like them a lot!

With Jerry you never know...He may still try to hand in that Manziel draft card from a couple of years ago...

 

[GNG]

With Jerry you never know...He may still try to hand in that Manziel draft card from a couple of years ago...

Tim Tebow would be a better option.

 

[Delphic1]

Where is the option:

He does not have a deep threat?

I see those excuses every year, even though the fault is with the ball thrower, not the receiver.

 

[Manster7588]

Another reason you should have added. He forgot to destroy his latest cell phone.

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

At some point obviously Brady's skills will diminish, father time is a real thing... BUT judging by his play last year I still think he's got a couple good years left in him... From what I hear the guy sticks to a strict diet and takes good care of himself... You can see he's lost weight the last couple years to keep more mobility... As you age keeping your weight down is big for your joints and movement... He'll be 39 when the season starts... hard to believe...

 

[BigKen]

He develops a severe case of ALS, otherwise he gets the MVP, Super Bowl Ring #5, Super Bowl MVP #4.

Then Hammer does the act of the guy in the hospital in the last episode of "Damien". He stands up in front everyone, takes out a pair of scissors and stabs himself in the groin 20 twenty times, falls to floor and quietly says......"It's all for you".........

 

[ducky]

I'll go with the Pat's criminally underrating the RB position leading to Brady having to do more than he should against defenses that aren't scared of their run game.

Replacing Blount with Donald Brown. That was the "answer" the Pat's came up with this offseason for the complete ineptitude that was the NE RB situation last year that lead to them have a bottom 5 running offense in the league by pretty much any metric.

They are a roster that is just SCREAMING for an early round RB. But I doubt we will see it if the past couple of years are any indication of how they are operating.

 

[Carnzo]

I'll go with the Pat's criminally underrating the RB position leading to Brady having to do more than he should against defenses that aren't scared of their run game.

Replacing Blount with Donald Brown. That was the "answer" the Pat's came up with this offseason for the complete ineptitude that was the NE RB situation last year that lead to them have a bottom 5 running offense in the league by pretty much any metric.

They are a roster that is just SCREAMING for an early round RB. But I doubt we will see it if the past couple of years are any indication of how they are operating.

I'l add the O line to the RB. Need the push from the line to free up the back and get more time for "The One That Shall Not Be Named"