Pans Looking for a Goalie

[wings-pens2166]

Hey 43, here's your chance....go make the Hoop proud, Brother!


Florida Panthers Offering Open Goalie Tryouts CBS Miami









////sorry if this is MATTOLA'D

 

[dash]

lol - Speaking of Mattola, he should strap on the pads and meet 43 in Sunrise.

 

[mattola]

I'm on my way

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Didn't they just sign Dan Ellis?

I scored on him in a summer league once

 

[dash]

What about Manon Rheaume, she can then claim she's suited up for both of Florida's NHL teams.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Manon Rheaume....yeah, I sure would have loved to slip one in her five-hole

 

[dash]

I was going to make a joke about incidental contact in the crease, but that's not in good taste.

 

[DevilishWon]

I was going to make a joke about incidental contact in the crease, but that's not in good taste.

And we wouldn't want you to be the 1st SportsHoopla member to post something in bad taste.

 

[forty_three]

Doctor hasn't cleared me yet. Plus after 5 weeks of changing how I sleep because of the ribs, I now have back spasms.

Still better than Montoya, but anyway...

I look terrible in red. And yellow. And brown. And orange. And...

 

[DevilishWon]

Doctor hasn't cleared me yet. Plus after 5 weeks of changing how I sleep because of the ribs, I now have back spasms.

Still better than Montoya, but anyway...

I look terrible in red. And yellow. And brown. And orange. And...

Come on man...the arena is only a few minutes away from my in-laws. I can fly down there and root ya on.

 

[forty_three]

Come on man...the arena is only a few minutes away from my in-laws. I can fly down there and root ya on.

In laws?

Why do I get the feeling you won't show up?

DO NOT TEASE ME, BOY

 

[tducey]

Good move by the team here. Just imagine though if some guy off the street signs with the team to be goalie through this and ends up being good.

 

[DevilishWon]

Good move by the team here. Just imagine though if some guy off the street signs with the team to be goalie through this and ends up being good.

Excellent media story...lot's of free publicity for the Panthers & the league. Kinda surprised little bettman isn't actively encouraging it.

 

[esls79]

In laws?

Why do I get the feeling you won't show up?

DO NOT TEASE ME, BOY

I'll bet he'll show up if they offer dollar pizza night.

 

[DevilishWon]

I'll bet he'll show up if they offer dollar pizza night.

To quote the eminent philosopher 43...DO NOT TEASE ME BOY

 

[phoenixrising]

Doctor hasn't cleared me yet. Plus after 5 weeks of changing how I sleep because of the ribs, I now have back spasms.

Still better than Montoya, but anyway...

I look terrible in red. And yellow. And brown. And orange. And...

I hear that. I put a pillow under my ribs as the mattress was too unforgiving.


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And you might as well Hitler and Bin 'L' are long gone, save one for that ISIL asshole.

 

[phoenixrising]

I meant the bottom quote for '43'

 

[juliansteed]

Maybe it's time to finally test the sumo wrestler theory. Someone at the swamp mentioned it as being a good idea once so it must be.

 

[elocomotive]

Maybe it's time to finally test the sumo wrestler theory. Someone at the swamp mentioned it as being a good idea once so it must be.

"C'mon boys, get on my shoulders and I'll take you to the promised land...

No seriously, please climb up on to my shoulders and no part of the net will be exposed."

 

[forty_three]

I was asking for a sign that I was meant to take my talents to south beach. Or a sign that I should not.

Last night, I fell on ice in a parking lot and now can barely bend my left leg.


All you, matty.