OT: West Virginia man sets house on fire

[dash]

because his dinner was late...I guess the tv was hotter than the oven

Police say man set house on fire because of late dinner * - News - The Charleston Gazette - West Virginia News and Sports -

/He did end up getting a hot meal...in the county lockup

 

[maddogmark25]

I guess Mrs. Claus didn't come through with the reindeer fodder this time

 

[TOX1]

Yeah.........I bet he got a "hot meal" in prison.

 

[postmaster]

maybe he wanted grilled possum that was in his attic.

 

[Comeds]

Didnt yzer_man live in West Virginia and post about his wife cooking him dinner?

 

[dare2be]

Sounds like he forgot to take the couch outside before lighting it.

 

[puckhead]

begs the question.... did the wife smarten up?

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

I lived in West Virginia for 2 years (went to WVU)..and that is so West Virginia....they are odd folk down there...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Interesting picture... is that Old Man Winter, or Santa's child molesting step-brother?

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[elocomotive]

So, what we've learned about marriage in the past several weeks...

If wife is late with dinner > burn house down
If wife asks you to stop watching hockey > kill her, then burn house down

Ahhh, Appalachia. Where would we be without you.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

 

[BOSSMANPC]

They both have the same last name. I bet it's really his sister.